did...
was take down the Death Star, right?.
As faras I'm concerned,
that's what everybodyneeds.
You need that one bad-ass thing...
that lets you live on forever, you know.
Yeah.
Hey, Spice Girls!
Are you gonna swap recipes all day?.
Vegas awaits, ladies.
- Wow!
- Sweet!
And here's where you learn
how to do Vegas, fanboy style.
- You guys thinking
what I'm thinking?
They are everywhere, Giles.
Mama, star people.
This is so gay.
Ow!
Let me get that for you.
You, uh-You might wanna hit the showers.
'Cause you smell like something
shit in my nose.
- Yes, Your Highnessness.
- Ew!
What in God's name is living on your chest?.
It looks like you fell on ALF.
- God!
- Look who's back in uniform.
- Nice.
- Yeah, it's almost 8:00, so we
gotta go meet Harry's contact.
Then let's go.
- You guys coming?
- I'll catch up with you guys later.
I'm just gonna do a bit
of pillagin' the tables first.
- Twenty-two. Loser.
- Ah,Jesus!
That is mathematically impossible.
I must have the worst luck
in the northern hemisphere.
I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle.
- That's one for the record books.
- Hey.
A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar
and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true.
I just have to face the facts, Zoe.
I'm 24 years old...
and I've only ever copulated
with one woman.
Plenty of guys have
only been with one woman.
I don't know that manywomen
to have only been with one woman.
I, uh-
I'm female kryptonite.
Look, you're fine around me.
Well, yeah, of course I am.
That's 'cause...
you are not a girl.
You know what I mean?
No. Please enlighten me.
You know every Bond villain,
you constantly quote Clash of the Titans...
and you've beat every Zelda game
Nintendo's ever released.
- I mean-
- Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man.
Hotties on the slotties.
I would knock the nickels
out of that pussy!
Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today,
all right?. Follow my lead.
-Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
You wanna just talk to them?.
-Yeah. It's called having balls.
Or in your case, one ball.
Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting.
What are you, the wife?.
Let's go.
- Wait. You're going over there?.
- Uh-
Turns out you're more
clueless than you think.
- Apparently, so am I.
- What does that mean?. Zoe!
- Zoe!
- Come on.
- Pardon me.
- Hi there.
- Hello. How are you?.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Ladies.
- You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places?
- Excuse me?.
- Alderaan is the last planet
destroyed by the Death Star-
Bomba, bomba, bomba!
Dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat! Daniel-san.
What my socially retarded friend
was trying to say...
was that we'd like to
maybe buy you two gals a beverage.
- Sure.
- Sure.
- Oh, my God. Wow.
You know, uh, Eric and Linus
are waiting for us.
I think that they're going to understand.
They're going to understand.
Where are they, man?.
It's almost- It's almost 8:00!
I don't know where they are, but we
don't have time to wait for 'em. Come on.
Convention room's this way.
Let's go.
- Rak non!
- Yes, sir!
Phasers on stun.
Being the C.E.O.
of my own company...
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I get a lot of perks.
I got a big-ass mansion, you know.
I got a butler-
Maurice.
Bentley in the drive.
Flux capacitor.
I mean, the 1.21 gigawatts,
that don't come cheap, you know.
- But I got the duckets, you know.
- Wow.
There's nothing more sexy
than a man with power.
What do you mean?.
Like-You like power?.
- Uh-huh.
- I like power.
- I got a hell of a lot of power.
- Yeah?.
Yeah.
You want to come sit on my lap.
Oh. Wow.
You want to take your shirt off.
Wow-ar-r-rm.
Yummy!
Oh, my God.
- Canyou smell that?
- Trekkies.
Yeah.
Badges.
Yeah, we're not here for the Trek.
Okay?. We're here to see somebody.
And who would that be?.
We're here to see the nerfherder.
- Hmm?.
- Scruffy Nerfherder.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!
And then Zoe just storms off.
I mean, she's really...
a very difficult specimen
to read sometimes.
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