We're gonna put on our thinking caps.
- And we're gonna get a better plan.
- No, it's-
I have to be back by Monday.
I haven't told you guys this yet, but my-
My dad gave me the company.
- Hey!
- Thanks, man.
Yeah, the whole thing.
The whole thing is mine now.
What's the new game plan?.
Let's get in the van
and get the hell out of here.
- This is just a minor setback.
- It's a minor setback for you.
I live in the real world, okay?.
I have to go back to work.
You have to go back
to... your mom's garage.
[ Inhales ]
- It's a carriage house.
- It's a garage, man.
- Say it again.
- It's a garage.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Guys!
- Holding my schlong!
- Okay! Okay.
- Harry Knowles.
- Harry who?
- Hello.
- This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric.
His Web site "Ain't it Cool News"
is like every geek's homepage.
Which one of you's Windows?.
Me.
I'm Windows.
- Nice to meet you-
- Oh!
- Back off!.
- Oh, God!
- Ohh!
- Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass.
Now, you listen to me, perv.
Ifyou ever e-mail my niece again,
I will huntyou down like a T-1 000.
Okay, Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay.
- You will release my friends.
- Back!
We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch.
Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans.
We were gonna break in
and steal Episode I, that's it.
That is the stupidest thing I've heard
since Schumacher put nips on Batman.
- Ohh!
- These aren't the droids you're looking for, man.
- Heh!
- Anybody else have any stupid comments?.
It's very stupid, but true. We've been
planning this since we were like six.
Listen.
Harry, Harry, Harry.
Ifyou help us out, we'll give you all
the exclusive spoilers and all.
- Okay?
- Ohh.
That's an interesting offer.
Episode Vwas directed bywho?.
- Irvin Kershner.
- That was just a warm-up.
You. In Episode VI when Leia shoots down
two scout troopers...
why doesn't she take one
of the speeder bikes instead of walking?.
If you pay attention closely,
the speeder bikes were destroyed.
And then Luke refers to it
later on in the dialogue.
Impressive. I wasn't really
worried about you though.
What was Luke Skywalker's call sign
during the rebel assault in Episode IV?
Red 5.
You are all onlyas strong
as your weakest link.
Hello, weakest link.
- What?.
- What is the name
of Chewbacca's home planet?.
- It's never discussed in the movies.
That's not fair.
I know. I know.
Do you give up?.
Come on, man.
Say it.
Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk.
Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk.
Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk.
Well played, boys.
I'll help you.
You're gonna meet my friend in Vegas.
- He's got everything you need. Okay?.
- Okay.
- How will we know who he is?.
- Oh, don't worry. You'll know.
The password: Scruffy Nerfherder.
- Scruffy Nerfherder.
- Good luck, boys.
Nice detailing.
We're going to Vegas, fellas.
Hey, Hutch, you mind slowing down?.
Sorry. I don't speakjagoff.
I just thought it might be nice
to get to Vegas alive.
- Are you kidding me?.
We got Imperial bacon.
Okay, probably not the best time
to tell you guys this...
but, uh, there's a giant bag of peyote
in the back of the van.
- What?.
- Excuse me?.
The Chief gave it to me.
Hutch, just pull over
and get the ticket, man, okay?.
We can't pull over
with a big-ass bag of peyote on us.
Pull over and stop!
Do what he says, Hutch.
Do what he says, Hutch.
- Don't do what he says.
- Do what he says, Hutch.
- It's gonna be okay, fellas. It's gonna be okay.
- Pull over, man.
Suck my exhaust, pork rind!
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, Jesus!
- Talk to me, Goose.
- Talk to you?. He's back.
- He found us!
- God!
- Move this piece of shit!
- You don't call my van a piece of shit!
- Well?.
- Hey, ladies, ladies!
You got to break rule number two.
- Chewie, prepare to make
the jump to hyperspace.
- Yes!
- Okay, I'm ready.
Somebody tell me
what the goddamn red button's for!
It's light speed, kid.
- Light speed?.
- Yeah.
- Punch it!