than I do.
- Wow. Thank you. I, uh-
- [ Rattling ]
[ Sniffs ]
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Who's up for Texas, boys?
#Lump was limp and lonely
and needed a shove #
#Lump slipped on a kiss
and tumbled into love #
#She spent her 20s
between the sheets #
#Life limped along
at subsonic speeds #
- #She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head #
- Hi.
[ Both Giggling ]
- Hey-
- #She's lump, she's lump, she's lump #
- Yeah!
- #She might be dead #
- [ Laughing ]
- #Ah #
#Bah
Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da #
#Bah #
- Yes!
- #Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da #
[ Eric ]
Thank you for the blue balls, ladiesI
##[ Continues ]
Harrison Ford
is the greatest actor of all timeI
In the history of cinema?
He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
- Deckard from Blade Runner.
- Yes. Exactly.
Greatest actor of all time.
He's never done a bad movie.
[ Eric ] Does that sign say ''electric fence''?
Watch this. Ready?
[ Electricity
Sizzling ]
#Is this lump outta my head ##
Let's just hope she's still here.
[ Hutch Muttering ]
Oh, she'll be here.
[ Linus Laughs ]
Give her a taste of that white chocolate.
What do you think?
- [ Laughing ]
- Oh, my God.
- 'Toid me.
- You ready?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nice.
- Go get her.
- [ Laughing ]
##[ R&B ]
##[ Man Vocalizing ]
# Where have you been
all my life, sweet baby #
#Girl, I've been waiting #
#For a while now #
- Hi there.
- # Yes, I have #
- Oh, my God!
- # There's a star in the sky #
# That shines brightly on you #
# When that pretty dress
that you're wearing #
- #Makes you so fine ##
- [ Window Squeaking ]
Rogue Leader, I presume?
Red 6?
Let me just put my glasses on.
What the hell?
You're a kid.
You're 1 2.
- I'm 1 0.
- You're 1 0?
- [ Screams ]
- I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile!
- [ Muffled ] I'm a pedophile!
- Give us a moment, please.
I have to leave this state at once.
- [ Hutch ] Yea! Yea!
- [ Crying ]
That was fantastic.
We drove a thousand miles, Windows.
A thousand.
For what?
So you can get funky
with Strawberry Shortcakes?
It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex.
Relax. We're gonna sit down.
We're gonna put on our thinking caps.
- And we're gonna get a better plan.
- [ Eric ] No, it's-
I have to be back by Monday.
I haven't told you guys this yet, but my-
My dad gave me the company.
- Hey!
- Thanks, man.
Yeah, the whole thing.
The whole thing is mine now.
[ Mimicking Eric ]
What's the new game plan?
Let's get in the van
and get the hell out of here.
- This is just a minor setback.
- It's a minor setback for you.
I live in the real world, okay?
I have to go back to work.
You have to go back
to... your mom's garage.
[ Inhales ]
- It's a carriage house.
- It's a garage, man.
- Say it again.
- It's a garage.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [ Windows ] GuysI
- Holding my schlong!
- Okay! Okay.
- [ Windows ] Harry Knowles.
- [ Eric ] Harry who?
- Hello.
- This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric.
His Web site ''Ain't it Cool News''
is like every geek's homepage.
Which one of you's Windows?
Me.
I'm Windows.
- Nice to meet you-
- [ Guys ] OhI
- Back off!.
- [ Screaming ]
- Oh, God!
- Ohh!
- Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass.
- [ Screams ]
Now, you listen to me, perv.
If you ever e-mail my niece again,
I will hunt you down like a T-1 000.
Okay, Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay.
- You will release my friends.
- Back!
We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch.
Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans.
We were gonna break in
and steal Episode I, that's it.
That is the stupidest thing I've heard
since Schumacher put nips on Batman.
- Ohh!
- These aren't the droids you're looking for, man.
- Heh!
- Anybody else have any stupid comments?
It's very stupid, but true. We've been
planning this since we were like six.
Listen.
Harry, Harry, Harry.
If you help us out, we'll give you all
the exclusive spoilers and all.
- Okay?
- Ohh.
[ Groaning ]
That's an interesting offer.
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