turkey.
You may have a couple of rocky days, but
I don't want to risk any complications.
Just stop taking the Expectane.
The embryo will break down...
and be reabsorbed
naturally into your body.
Home sweet home.
So, I'll get all the data
over to the guys at Lyndon.
And I'll be in touch with you
as soon as I hear anything, okay?
Okay.
- If you have any reaction, call me.
- Sure.
All right. So...
I don't know if
you're a boy or a girl...
so I'll call you Junior.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
dear Alex
Happy birthday to you
What a surprise.
How did you know?
- We looked it up in your file.
- Did you bake this?
- Stop that. Really.
- Did you bake this yourself?
- The ingredients mutated a bit.
- Happy birthday, big guy.
All right!
Alex, you're sweating like
a racehorse. You all right?
- It's hot in here.
- No, it's not.
- I'm really hot.
- What? You got a fever?
I did not forget the ice cream.
You think you're the first clown
who ever woke up one day and said...
"I'm bored.
I think I'll have a kid. "
I didn't say that.
Why are you being so negative?
Hello? Anybody home?
You're a guy, Alex.
This is totally against the
natural order. Guys do not have babies.
We leave that to the women. That's part
of the beauty of bein' a guy.
Didn't your father
ever have this talk with you?
If you don't want to help me, say so.
I don't need a lecture.
The hell you don't.
If you could feel for one minute the
sense of absolute joy and connection...
that carrying your baby brings,
you would understand.
Listen to you. Have you lost it
completely? Now, come inside.
If I carry this baby to term,
it will be a miracle.
Shut up!
I would love, protect and nurture
that miracle with everything I've got.
- Stop it!
- No! I want my baby!
Sorry I'm late.
We'll just be a couple of minutes,
then I'm ready.
Dr. Arbogast, your ex-wife's inside.
You're late for her appointment.
- Hello, Dr. Hesse.
- Come here, sit down.
- I don't want to sit around here.
- Sit down!
Right here.
There's nothin' to be afraid of.
He thinks he's pregnant.
It's a very fascinating case.
I'm workin' in conjunction with
the university's psychiatric center.
Auto-physiological suggestion.
- What's goin' on?
- Get in here.
- How ya doin'?
- How are ya? Nice to see ya.
- Oh, you're lookin' good.
- Thanks.
- Okay, you can go.
- That's it?
That's it.
Something very important came up.
- Larry, I'm important.
- You are. Very.
But this is urgent. Just get dressed
and we'll reschedule. Sorry.
So, how far along are you?
Twenty-one weeks.
- Is this your first?
- Yes.
Have you thought
of any names?
Junior if it is a boy.
And if it's a girl... Junior.
Oh, those are nice.
- So, how about you?
- Alex.
Excuse me.
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
- Junior would be good.
- Junior's good.
There's the feet... and the hands.
This can't be happening.
But it is.
Oh, look, that
little string of pearls.
- That's the spine.
- That's the spine, yeah.
There's the head.
My baby.
Listen to this.
That's the heartbeat.
- That's very fast.
- 140 beats a minute.
Perfectly normal.
In fact, everything's
perfectly normal.
Except for the fact that
the mom is also the dad.
If this gets out, your life is over.
You're a freak.
My license?
Kiss it good-bye.
It's not gonna get out.
I know this is unfair to you.
And it's dangerous for both of us,
but I want my baby.
And I need your help.
Okay, but you got to move
back in with me.
I want you off your feet
as much as possible.
- And no goin' to the lab.
- But...
No buts about it.
You're in for a lot of sacrifices.
- You better get used to that.
- Okay.
Okay.
So, otherwise, how you feelin'?
Anything unusual? Jesus,
what the heck am I talkin' about?
"Anything unusual?"
I've noticed that the side effects
of pregnancy are greatly amplified...
with the dosage of Expectane
that I've required.
The morning sickness,