get some more.
All right, thanks.
Could you stop at the coffeehouse
and get me a muffin?
-Sure. What kind?
-Let me think.
What do I want?
What do I want?
Please, take your time.
It's an important decision, not like...
...say, I don't know, deciding to marry
someone. This is about a muffin.
-Blueberry.
-Blueberry it is.
Thank you.
Wow, he's not letting this go, is he?
God, how long do you think
that's gonna last?
I don't know. He got over the
"We were on a break" thing quickly.
You know what,
I can't worry about it right now.
Because I've got the cutie little baby.
I can't believe how much I love her.
I mean, I can't get enough of her.
Like, right now? I miss her.
I actually miss her.
You know, that's her?
God, look at her sleeping.
I love her so much.
-I think I'm gonna wake her up.
-Rach, no.
You know, you're never
supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Well, I can do whatever I want.
I made her.
Come on, little girl.
Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi.
Well, I would say I told you so,
but she's kind of doing that for me.
I'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry.
Go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep.
-It breaks your heart, doesn't it?
-It really does.
How long do you think
we have to stay?
Okay, if everyone's on board,
it's settled.
Chandler?
-Chandler?
-Yeah.
Are you on board?
Yes.
Well, then problem solved.
Chandler will run our office in Tulsa.
You're gonna love Oklahoma.
All right. We already tried feeding her,
changing her, burping her....
Try this one. "Go back in time
and listen to Phoebe."
-All right, here's something.
-What?
It says to try holding the baby
close to your body...
...and then swing her rapidly
from side to side.
Okay.
It worked!
No. Just stopped to throw up
a little bit.
Mon, what am I gonna do?
It's been hours,
and it won't stop crying.
-She, Rach. Not it. She.
-Yeah. I'm not so sure.
-Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind.
-Yeah, no kidding.
All right, this just proves no good
can come from having sex with Ross!
Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple
of blueberry muffins to go?
-Diapers, huh?
-Yep.
So I guess Rachel had your baby?
-Yep. Can you believe it?
-Nope.
I can't even believe
she slept with you in the first place.
You mean, like....
Hey.
I know you're pissed at me,
but we have to talk about this.
Actually, we don't.
Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically,
I didn't even do anything wrong.
What? You didn't do anything wrong?
-I said I didn't technically.
-Okay.
Let's put aside the fact
that you "accidentally" ...
...picked up my grandmother's ring and
you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Can I just stop you there
for a second?
When people do this:
I don't really know what that means.
You were saying?
And I could even understand
that you couldn't tell Rachel.
But why couldn't you tell me?
You had all day to, and you didn't.
I know. I should've.
"I'm sorry."
Not using it right, Joe.
"I'm sorry."
-I'm gonna go.
-No, come on.
-Ross, we have to get past this.
-Give me the bag.
No, I don't know what else to do.
I said I'm sorry, now....
Now you should scream at me
or curse me or hit me.
-I'm not gonna hit you.
-You'll feel better. I'll feel better.
You know you want to,
I can see it in your eyes.
-I don't.
-A little bit.
-No.
-Little bit.
-No.
-A little bit more.
-Give me the bag. Give me the bag.
-No, hit me. Hit me.
-Give me the bag. I'm not kidding.
-Hit me.
-No.
-Hit me. Hit me. Hit me!
-You ducked!
-I'm sorry! It was a reflex!
-Oh, my God! This really hurts!
-I couldn't help it.
When a fist comes at your face,
you duck. Look.
What is the matter with you?
You were supposed to duck!
Why didn't you?
Let's talk on the way to the hospital.
Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there,
they can check your reflexes.
-Try feeding her again.
-I already fed her.
I know. That's why I said, "Again!"
You guys,
we can't turn on each other, okay?
That's just what she wants.
-Hi.
-Hey.
-Can I talk