good weird?
Wonderful weird.
You know what, you guys?
I'm gonna go too.
And I'm sorry about everything.
-Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake.
-No, Rach, I should've told you sooner.
It's just that....
Man, that kid is going to town!
She's perfect.
We're so lucky.
We really are.
Look, I know it's not a proposal,
and I don't know where you are...
...but with everything that's been
going on and with Emma, I'm....
-I've been feeling....
-Yeah, I know.
I've been feeling....
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Okay, well, that--
Wow, okay, well--
Then maybe at least we can
talk about us again?
Yeah. Maybe.
Well, good. Okay.
I kind of think, you know, if we, if--
You're wearing the ring.
What's that?
And you told Phoebe
you were engaged.
I'm sorry, what?
When you thought Joey proposed...
...did you say yes?
Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up
these pamphlets on how to get pregnant.
-Hey, Dad.
-Hi.
Sorry to bother you again,
but could you pass my pamphlets back?
Thank you.
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Ripped by BozoYou said you'd marry Joey?
Okay, you have to realize,
I was exhausted, I was emotional.
I would have said yes to anybody.
Like that time
when you and I got married.
I'm not helping.
So you said yes to him,
and you just had our baby?
That is right. And traditionally,
the daddy gives the mommy a present.
But I am prepared to let that go.
So when I came here to see if you
wanted to maybe start things up again...
...you were engaged to my best friend?
Well--
Really?
I thought Chandler
was your best friend.
Well, Chandler's my oldest friend.
Joey's my-- No!
Hey, I'm gonna take off.
I just wanted to say goodbye.
Rachel said she'd marry you?
This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks.
The One Where Emma Cries
I don't want to be negative. So I'll say
most of the signs you bought are good.
No, they ran out of " It's a Girl! "
But I can fix this one.
See? Huh?
So sexy.
-Honey?
-Yeah?
-Honey, why don't you lie down?
-It's okay.
Ross and Rachel will be back soon,
and then I gotta go to the office.
Am I producing them?
-Why are you so tired?
-I couldn't sleep last night.
I started worrying about this big
divisional meeting I have today.
The more I worried,
the more I couldn't sleep.
You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall
asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep.
But if I fall asleep now,
I'll get five hours' sleep."
No matter what I did,
I couldn't fall asleep.
You know what you should've done?
Told yourself that little story.
-Hi.
-Hey.
-Welcome home.
-Hi.
Phoebe did the signs.
You guys, thanks for doing this.
Look at all that stuff people sent.
Oh, my gosh. Look, there's something
every mother needs.
A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up
the entire apartment.
What are people think--?
You guys, I love it.
Hey, so where's Ross?
He's downstairs getting the stuff
out of the cab.
-Is he still mad at us?
-Well, you more than me.
But he can't stay too mad at me.
I mean, I just had his baby.
That's not fair. I can't do that.
I'm not sure you should be here
when he comes up.
I didn't think I should be here either.
But somebody said he'd be over it.
Hey, what do I know?
I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
The numbers we're seeing in Chicago,
New York and London are solid.
But many of our field offices
have reported disappointing yields.
Boston is down. Atlanta is down.
Houston is down.
I could go on and on.
But instead of boring you...
...I'll go straight to my 42-point plan.
Walter.
She's just so cute.
I just want to bite her ear off
and use it as a sucking candy.
Phoebe.
But I could take one of those little feet
and put it in a pita pocket.
-Okay. I put most of the stuff away.
-Oh, great. The pacifiers?
-It's in the cupboard.
-The burping cloths?
-Linen closet.
-The diapers?
In the hospital.
-Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy.
-No, I left the diapers at the hospital.
There's some in the bag,
but I'll run out and