optimum position...
...for conceiving a child.
-Although it might feel good.
-I don't feel good right now.
But pleasure is important,
and it helps if the woman has an orgasm.
You up to the task, sailor?
Seriously, sir,
my brains, all over the wall.
-Hey.
-Hey. Oh, I need to tell you something.
Well, now's a good time.
I'm on my way to have my ears cut off.
Joey asked me to marry him.
-What?
-Joey proposed to me.
-Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby!
-Well, I said yes.
What, are you crazy?
You just had Ross' baby!
It's so inappropriate.
No, it is worse than that. It is wrong.
It is bigger than mine!
I know. Days of our Lives,
thank you very much.
-You can't marry him.
-Why not?
Come on, I don't want to do this alone,
and he's such a sweet guy.
And he loves me so much.
Well, do you love him?
Sure.
-Sure?
-Yeah, I mean, whatever.
Honey, the question is...
...do you really want to marry Joey?
No.
No, I don't.
Could you be a dear and go tell him?
You still haven't told Rachel
you weren't proposing?
No. She had the ring on...
...she seemed so excited,
and then she took her breast out.
Joey, you have to tell her what's
going on. And what did it look like?
I didn't look at it.
The stupid baby's head
was blocking most of it.
Go and tell Rachel right now,
before Ross finds out.
Look, it's not that easy.
She said she wanted to marry me.
I don't want to hurt her.
Okay, look, just do it gently.
You're right.
You're right. I'll go tell her now
before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle.
I can do that. I am a gentle person.
By the way, two people screwing
in there if you want to check that out.
Hey.
Hey.
Listen, I heard about the engagement.
Surprised?
And confused.
Rach, sweetie...
...I didn't propose to you.
I know.
I don't think you do.
You didn't propose to me.
Joey did.
Poor baby, you're so tired.
Rach, I didn't propose to you.
Joey didn't propose to you.
And Chandler didn't propose to you.
You didn't propose to me.
Chandler didn't propose to me.
But Joey did.
Joey proposed to you?
-I can come back.
-Wait. Wait. Wait.
-Joey, did you propose to her?
-No.
-Yes, you did.
-Actually, technically, I didn't.
-Well, then, why did you give me a ring?
-Wait.
-You gave her the ring?
-No, and I did not ask her to marry me.
-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't.
Yes, you did, and don't
you say you didn't!
He was right there. He got down
on one knee and he proposed.
-You were down on one knee?
-Yeah, that looks bad.
But I didn't propose.
-Then what did happen?
-Yeah, what did happen?
Okay, the ring fell on the floor,
and I went down to pick it up...
...and you thought I was proposing.
Yeah, but you said,
''Will you marry me?''
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did. Oh, my God, you didn't.
-Why didn't you tell me that before?
-Well, I tried...
...but people kept coming in,
and then you took your breast out.
You saw her breast?
I'll tell you about it later. Be cool.
Then what the hell were you
doing with an engagement ring?
It wasn't my ring! It's Ross' ring.
That's why I felt so bad, Rach,
because he was gonna propose.
What?!
You were gonna propose to me?
No.
Well, this is awkward.
But I was going to see if, you know,
maybe you wanted to start dating again.
-But that, I mean, that was all, Rach.
-Dude, step up. I proposed.
No, you didn't.
That's right. There's a lot going on here,
and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry.
Why don't we give this another try?
I can't believe you told her
I was gonna propose.
-I can't believe you're not gonna.
-Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything.
Yeah, dude, I totally understand.
Usually after I have a baby with
a woman, I like to slow things down!
-Oh, my God!
-What?
She's doing it!
She's breast-feeding!
It's beautiful.
-I'll come back for her later.
-Thank you.
-Wow, this feels weird.
-What,