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suggest these to Ralph Lauren.
Okay, first of all, that's stupid.
Second, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.
All right. I feel younger already.
Yeah, I think I broke my hip.
-Hey, you!
-Hey.
Hey. How was class?
No one asks me that. What's wrong?
-Nothing. I really want to know.
-Oh.
Well, there was actually a rather lively
discussion about the Pleistocene--
All right, nothing is worth this.
I have a confession to make.
Okay, you know that girl that
mugged you when you were a kid?
What are you talking about?
It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.
You don't have to lie anymore.
I know that it was a 14-year-old girl.
-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was.
You don't think I would have defended
myself against a 14-year-old--?
-"Give me your money, punk!"
-Oh, my God, it was you!
I can't believe it. You mugged me?
Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross.
I'm sorry.
But, you know, if you think
about it, it's kind of neat.
I mean, well, it's just that I've
always felt kind of like an outsider.
You know, the rest of you have
connections that go way back...
...and, you know, now you
and I have a great one.
It's not the best!
I know. Please forgive me.
I don't know what to say.
There's nothing you can say! That was
the most humiliating thing ever.
-Even more humiliating than--
-Let's not do this!
And then, at the end of the commercial,
the girls get out of the hot tub...
...and start making
out with each other.
That's interesting.
Just one thought: You didn't
mention the shoes.
Who's next? Chandler.
You start with a guy
putting on the shoes.
-He's about my age.
-Your age?
He's rolling down the street
and he starts to lose control.
Maybe he falls.
Maybe he hurts himself.
Just then, a kid comes flying
by wearing the shoes.
He jumps over the old guy and laughs.
And the line reads:
"Not suitable for adults."
-Well, Chandler, that's great.
-Thank you, sir.
Or, man who's two
years younger than me.
You see, that has a clear selling point.
It appeals to our key demographic.
-How did you come up with that?
-I don't know! I don't know!
I was just trying to get into a young
mindset, and stuff started to flow.
-That is great. Good work.
-Thank you.
We'll see all of you tomorrow.
The cold weather hurts my hip.
Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at
me, but can I just talk to you for a sec?
Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry.
Sure, go ahead.
I just really wanted to apologize again.
And also show you something
I think you'll find very exciting.
Oh, my God! "Crap from the street!"
Look, Ross. In this box...
...are all the things I got from mugging
that I thought were too special to sell...
...or smoke.
Anyway, I was looking
through it, and I found...
...Science Boy.
Oh, my God!
I never thought I'd see this again.
It's all here!
What made you save
it all these years?
I guess I just thought
it was really good.
And maybe it would be
worth something one day.
You really thought Science Boy
was worth saving?
Yeah. But you should know I also have a
jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here.
Still, this is amazing!
Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe.
You're welcome. Thank you for
Science Boy. I learned a lot from him.
You're welcome.
-I need an answer!
-I can't tell you something I don't know.
-You know!
-I don't know!
-I need an answer now!
-You want an answer? The answer is....
She never loved me.
She only loved you.
You knew this all along
and you never told me?
I can never forgive you, or myself. I have
nothing to live for. Bang! And scene!
Absolutely amazing.
-The part is yours.
-Thanks! Now I really gotta go.
No, wait! Congratulations!
You did it.
You did it. You can relax now. Yeah.
Wow! That's a big cable bill.
You don't have a job,
but you have no problem ordering porn.
On a Saturday afternoon?
I was in the house!
Hey. Phoebe didn't by any
chance mention that--
She was the huge guy that
mugged you? Yeah.
I see. You didn't happen to tell--
-Everybody
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