would be
appropriate to give me...
...this.
"Female Body Inspector"?
What size is that?
Now wait a minute. So they're gonna
name their first child Joey?
How do I get them to name
the next one after me?
It's easy. You just
walk in on them having sex.
Oh, so they owe me,
like, three Phoebes.
Oh, my God!
Look, it's Ross and Rachel!
The plan is working!
Don't do the plan laugh.
The first dates we've had in months,
and they were both such disasters.
You know, it is weird...
...that Phoebe would set me up
on a date that was awful...
...on the same night Joey set you up
on a date that didn't even show.
Wait a minute.
You don't think it was intentional?
I mean, that's just stupid.
We're geniuses.
-Look at them! They're really bonding.
-They're falling in love all over again.
Oh, they see us. Oh, they look mad.
They figured it out.
They're coming. Run!
-Where?
-Mexico!
Can you believe they're still not here?
I know. A double blind date
and we both get stood up.
What are the chances?
I know, I'm so bummed.
Could we have
our free crab cakes now?
-What?
-We've been stood up.
And we want our free crab cakes.
Guys, give it a rest.
Nobody's betting on you tonight.
Although we do have a pool going
to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
I have such fat hands!
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news. Guess what.
-Monica's pregnant!
-Really?
Let's get past the moment.
-What's your news?
-Thank you.
I got a job in advertising.
Honey, that's incredible!
Gosh, what's the pay like?
Oh, come on, people.
If I don't know who makes the most...
...how do I know who
I like the most? Hi, Joey.
It pays nothing. It's an internship.
We have interns at Days of Our Lives.
Right. So it'll be the same,
except less sex with you.
What do you think they'll
have you do there?
It's a training program, but they
hire the people they like.
-That's great!
-There's gonna be some grunt work...
...which will stink. A grown man
getting people coffee is humiliating.
Humiliating and noble.
Thank you.
You know, if I didn't
already have a job...
...I would've been good in advertising.
Ross, you did not come up with:
"Got Milk?"
Yes, I did! I did!
I should've written it down.
The One With the Mugging
Where's Chandler? I want to wish
him good luck on his first day.
And I smelled bacon.
-He just left.
-Who did?
Joey, you're never gonna
believe it! She called!
-She did?
-You got it!
-I did?
-What is she talking about?
I don't know, but it sounds great!
Your agent called.
You got that audition!
-With Leonard Hayes?
-Yes!
Oh, my God, that is great!
It's for a play on Broadway.
And in a real theater. Not that little
one underneath the deli like last time.
-Is it a good play?
-It must be.
I read it and didn't
understand a single word!
-Leonard Hayes is starring in it.
-Yeah, and directing.
He was so good in
that movie of Macbeth.
-You saw that?
-No, but I saw the previews.
They played it right before Jackass.
-He's done some amazing work.
-Oh, yeah.
I loved him in those phone commercials.
When the monkey hits him in the face
with the giant rubber phone....
Maybe the monkey
will be at the audition.
Don't make me more nervous
than I already am!
-Good morning.
-Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
Oh, no, no. I'm an intern,
just like you guys.
Except for the tie, the briefcase
and the fact that I can rent a car.
Seriously, you're an intern?
I'm heading in a new career direction
and you gotta start at the bottom.
Dude.
I know I'm a little older than you guys,
but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.
The comedian. USO.
It's U.S.A., sir.
This is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey, these are the producers.
And as you probably already
know, this is Leonard Hayes.
It is so amazing to meet you.
I am such a big fan of your work.
I've been blessed with
a lot of great roles.
Tell me about it, huh?
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