balconies?
-How do you know about that?
-Through the magic of sight.
-I was here, putting our child to sleep--
-Emma.
When I looked through the window
and saw you kissing a guy...
...you've known for what, a week?
God, is that what this is all about?
You bring her up here to get back at me?
No, actually, see, I had to pee
because I can't use public bathrooms...
-...because of the doody parasites.
-Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.
-Well, call me.
-Okay.
Wait, you don't have
my phone number.
You know what?
If it's meant to be, I'll guess it.
Bye-bye.
Score.
Did you not like her? Because I was
hoping we could come...
...to your kissing parties
on the balcony.
I can't believe you are making a big deal
about this. It was one kiss!
-One guy. One time!
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
-What about the guy from the bar?
-Who?
The guy you gave your number to.
-How do you know about that?
-Because he called here looking for you.
So don't tell me kissing this guy
from work is a one-time thing.
Because you've been out there
in bars and on balconies...
...for over a month now. And you
don't even have the courtesy to tell me.
-Why didn't I get that message?
-What?
From the guy in the bar?
Why didn't I get that message?
Because I folded it up
and put it in my pants pocket.
Do you not look there?
Ross.
I never gave it to you.
Why?
-I don't know.
-Oh, God, you know what? I don't....
Who do you think you are?
Who are you to decide...
...what messages
I should or should not get?!
Who am I? I'm the guy
who's taking care of our baby...
-...while you're at bars meeting guys!
-I cannot believe you.
I actually came in here hoping to have
a mature conversation about us.
But I can't do that with someone
who hides my messages...
...and brings crazy women
back to my apartment!
Hey, none of the sane ones
wanted to come back with me!
That's not the point, okay?
The point is...
...you are the one who moved on
and didn't tell anyone.
Oh, God, Ross,
this is just so messed up.
What is wrong with us? When people
hear about our situation, they ask:
"You live together, but you're not
a couple, yet you have a baby?
Isn't that weird?" And I say,
"No. It's not, because it works for us."
But you know what?
This doesn't work.
-In fact, this is the opposite of working.
-Clearly.
And you know...
...we said that we would live together
as long as this makes sense...
...and maybe this
just doesn't make sense anymore.
Yeah, maybe not.
So, what do you wanna do?
Hi.
Can Emma and I live here for a while?
God.
-Of course.
-Thank you.
Your eyebrows look weird.
So you'll just touch yourself
for anything, then?
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-Hey!
You remembered
to put clothes on this morning.
Fifth day's a charm.
It's so great to be back here. You're
making it so easy on me and Emma.
It's great having you back.
Stay as long as you want.
And when does she stop
crying all night?
Hey! You're not naked.
Rach, when will we expect
to see you tonight?
Probably around 6. But she's
in the bedroom, all ready to go.
But she fell back to sleep, so....
She's probably exhausted from all that
adorable screaming she did last night.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it
too hard on you.
No, hey, it's been great.
I just want you to know that
with Rachel staying here...
...all my feelings from before
are totally over.
And even if they weren't...
...when you walk in
on a woman using a breast pump....
-Yeah, that'll do it.
-Wow!
So how are you?
-I'm okay.
-Really?
Sure. I mean, do I wish me and Rachel
living together would have worked out?
Of course. You know, I'm disappointed,
but it's not like it's a divorce.
-Well, actually it--
-It's not a divorce. It is not a divorce!
Anyway, I think Rachel and I
need to get on with our lives.
Maybe start seeing other people.
Wow. Really?
Sure, why