Last time that happened, that happened.
-Right, right.
So are you excited about
your first night away from Emma?
Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and I
are gonna have so much fun.
-Thank you for watching the baby.
-It's fine.
Actually, I invited Mike over.
-Phoebe's Mike?
-Yeah.
-I didn't know you hung out.
-We don't...
...but I'd like to get to know him.
Maybe have a little dinner,
drinks, conversation.
That's so cute.
Ross and Mike's first date.
Will that be awkward?
What are you gonna talk about?
I don't know. But you know, we have
a lot in common, you know?
He plays piano.
I played keyboards in college.
He's been divorced.
I have some experience in that area.
-Yeah?
-Hi!
Girl's night out indeed.
So I think Emma is probably
down for the night...
-...but if you need anything--
-We'll be fine.
-You go have fun.
-Okay, you too.
-Thanks.
-And I hope you score.
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
So, welcome.
-I got beer.
-I got bottled breast milk.
-Why don't we start with the beer.
-Okay.
-So Phoebe tells me you play piano.
-Yeah.
You know, I used to play keyboards
in college.
Do you have one here?
No.
Okay.
You know, I'm divorced.
Phoebe-- Phoebe says you're--
You've been divorced?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't really like
to talk about it.
That's okay. We'll talk about
something else.
-So you're a paleontologist, right?
-Yeah.
My cousin's a paleontologist.
Well, he and I would probably have
a lot to talk about.
-Welcome home.
-Well, look at you.
Yeah. What do you think?
Well, it looks great. It's just--
I'm wearing the same thing
underneath, so....
You see what I mean?
Hey! How come your door's locked?
-Just a second!
-No, no, no!
-Joey can't know I'm here.
-Why not?
I didn't want to say
I couldn't go to the game...
-...so I told him I had to stay in Tulsa.
-So you lied to him?
It's always better to lie than to have
the complicated discussion.
Except with you.
Hey, open the door! What's going on?
-What are you--?
-Hi.
Why are you dressed like that?
Because Chandler's gonna be home
in a couple of days...
...so I thought I would just, you know,
practice the art of seduction.
I thought I heard a man's voice before.
No, I was just doing Chandler's side
of the conversation.
You know, like, "Hi, how do I look?"
"Really sexy. Could I be any more
turned on?" You know?
Okay. Wait a minute.
Why are there two glasses
of wine out?
Because one of them is for you!
Cheers! Okay, bye-bye.
You know, it's funny. I've been
practicing the art of seduction myself.
-You might wanna keep practicing.
-Yeah.
-It's Joey.
-What?
-Hey, Joe.
-Dude, come home!
-What? Why?
-Come home!
Look, I can't. What's going on?
I don't know how to tell you this,
but I think Monica's cheating on you!
I told you, you shouldn't have married
someone hotter than you!
If you can't deal with this,
then I'm gonna.
-No!
-I just heard him!
Can you hear him now?
No. All right, I'm going in.
-No, wait!
-I heard him again!
All right, just stay there.
I'm coming home.
I'll see you when you get here.
I'll wait out in the hall
in case he comes out.
-Is that really necessary?
-Absolutely. You'd do it for me.
Not that you ever have to, because
I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?
I mean, they said 30 minutes or less.
Well, how long has it been?
Eleven minutes.
And now 12.
-So you like the beer?
-I do. I do.
Although, it's actually a lager.
What's the difference
between beer and lager?
I don't know.
We could look it up.
Things are about to get wild.
Oh, God, remember the girls' nights
we used to have...
...sitting around talking
about you and Ross?
Oh, God! It seems like forever ago.
I know.
So, what's going on
with you and Ross?
Well, I don't know. I mean,
for a long time, nothing.
But you know, actually,
right before you picked me up...
...Ross and I had a little thing.
Oh, my God! I love things!
What happened?