out of your mind?
Let's throw some Jell-O on them!
Gross!
All right, that is it! This is our apartment,
and you cannot behave this way!
If you can't act your age,
you shouldn't be here at all.
Those plates may not be as nice as
the pretty pink ones that I picked out...
...but they're important to Monica.
And I want you to apologize to her, now.
-I'm sorry.
-Mon, I'm so sorry.
Okay. That's better.
Now, I want you to apologize
to each other and mean it.
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
By the way, that fight
was totally arousing.
Dude, well done.
If I die and Rachel dies and Monica dies,
you can totally take care of Emma.
Yeah? Well, thanks.
So....
So now do I get Joey?
Okay. But you should know he eats a lot
and shoves pennies up his nose.
Are you okay, Mon?
I mean, these things happen.
I mean, it's just a plate.
-It's not like somebody died.
-It's all right. You can mourn.
Thank you. It was so beautiful!
I'm gonna go to Joey's
and get the pies.
Actually, not pies. It's just pie.
I don't care.
Oh, my God, I've lost the will to scold.
Look, Amy...
...we got a little...
...a little out-of-control over there.
And I'm sorry.
You're my sister...
...and if it really means
that much to you....
-So you're gonna give me the baby?
-No, I was....
I was gonna let you use
my Ralph Lauren discount.
You are not gonna regret this.
-She needs changing.
-No, no, no. I'll get her.
I am super confident, totally responsible
and fourth in line to raise Emma.
I'll be right there, Emma! Just let me
get my trusty diaper bag here.
Well, what do you know?
I guess I'll be the one who dies first.
-Does Monica know about her plates?
-Nope.
-Broke them all, huh?
-Yep.
-You gonna tell her?
-Nope.
Hey. So I'm gonna
put the plates back.
I think you're right. We shouldn't
use these plates for a long time.
-Like only if the queen comes?
-Maybe not even then.
Hey. I did it.
I told my producer I had a family
emergency. He totally bought it.
-Thanks for teaching me how to lie.
-No problem. Next week, stealing.
-Bye, plates.
-You told her you broke all the plates?
What?!
Something happened with the plates?
Yeah, this raccoon came in....
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for friendsnet.fr.fmThis kitty is Mittens.
This one is Fitzhugh.
And this little guy
in the cat condo is Jinkies.
That's a lot of cats, Jo Lynn.
Single, are you?
Chandler Bing.
How come you're answering your own
phone? Where's your crazy assistant?
What's up, Joe?
What have we always wanted
to do together?
Braid each other's hair
and ride horseback on the beach?
No. No. No. When you get home
tomorrow night...
...you and I are gonna be
at the Wizards-Knicks game, courtside!
-Courtside? Oh, my God!
-Yeah!
Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for
the ball and break my jaw with his knee!
That is so cool. I'll let Monica know.
-Hello?
-Joey just called.
He's got courtside Knicks tickets
for him and me tomorrow night.
But tomorrow night's the only night
I get off from the restaurant.
If you go, we won't have
a night together for a week.
But honey, it's courtside!
The cheerleaders will be right in--
That's not the way to convince you.
I don't wanna be one
of those wives that says:
"You can't go to the game.
You have to spend time with me."
So if you could just realize
it on your own....
I know. You're right.
I wanna see you too.
I gotta figure out a way to tell Joey.
He's looking forward to it.
Tell him you haven't seen
your wife in a long time.
Tell him that having a long-distance
relationship is really difficult.
Tell him that what little time
we have together is precious.
I'll think of something.
The One With Rachel's Phone Number
You look....
I mean, it's just....
That dress....
Well, I hope the ends
of these sentences are good.
They're good. It's just been a while
since I've seen you like this.
You clean up good.
Really? Well, thank you.
Okay, stop looking at me like that.
-