go back to work for another four weeks... ...but we would like our nanny to start right away... ...so that Emma could get a chance to know her. I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her the better. That's great. Great. -So do you have any questions for us? -Not really. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming. -Thank you. -It was really nice to meet you. -We will call you. -Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. Do you guys do random drug testing? Boy, we hadn't really thought of that. That's cool. But if you do, I'm gonna need three days' notice. Okey-dokey! We're never gonna find a nanny. Come on, Rach. We will. I promise. We have more interviews. Worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the first one we met with. -What, the blond with no bra? -She was blond? Just a sec. Okay, this one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in Early Childhood Education. She worked for her last family for three years. Hi. I'm Sandy. And she's a little mannish. Oh, my God! David! -ls this a bad time? -No, it's a great time! Come in! Wow! Hi! Oh, my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk? Just for a couple of days. I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant... ...why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money... ...and accomplished nothing. Who cares? It got you here. It got me to New York. Then I got in a cab at the airport... ...and the guy said, "Where to?" I just gave him your address. I didn't even think about it. Where's your luggage? Damn it. All right, I'll call the cab company. We can call them later. Can you just stand there for a moment? Boy. There's an old Russian expression that goes: Roughly translated, that means: "This thing that I'm looking at: Wow." Thank you. You should see me when-- Actually, no, I look pretty good. Are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time... ...you build them up in your head, you start thinking: "Come on, don't be crazy, nobody's that beautiful." But, well, you are. Well, so are you seeing anyone? No. I'm just the worst person ever! How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike? Maybe he didn't give you a chance. He said, "Are you seeing someone?" and I said, "No." Well, that would've been your window. I mean, I don't know. I was looking in his eyes... ...and I was just thinking, "Oh, my God, it's David. David's here." He's so irresistible. -Really? The scientist guy? -Really? Chandler? Continue. Then it gets worse... ...because I told him I would see him tomorrow night. -Phoebe! -I know! Evil! I like Mike so much, you know? It's just going really well. Oh, my God! Isn't it ironic that David would show up... ...on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys? Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony... ...you can imagine how happy I am! -What are you gonna do? -I mean, I guess I just have to... ...tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't. You know, complicated moral situation? -No right, no wrong? -You have to tell David. I knew I should've had this conversation with Joey. Funniest guy she's ever met. I'm funny, right? What do you know? You're a door. You just like knock-knock jokes. Save it for inside. So Oklahoma's a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner State. Frankly, I'd sooner be in any other state! And what's with Oklahoma having a panhandle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey, yeah, I'm from the waistband of Wyoming. But when I was 7, we headed over to the crotch. Was your cabin pressurized? And don't get me started on the way the people from Tulsa talk. Okay. What's with the word "y'all"? You know, just two words just pushed together? Are we all allowed to do that? Because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken could be fricken. Waiter? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Как только сможешь на английском - текст Светлячок на английском - текст Бегущий по лезвию на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Собака Баскервилей на английском - текст Иваново детство на английском |