-Mom's here?
I wanted to have lunch with her today.
She told me she was out of town.
She still has not noticed
that the baby's sock is on the ground.
It's a good toast.
Look, will you please get her attention?
Mommy?
Oh, for God's sake, Judy,
pick up the sock!
Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
I'm sorry, was that rude?
Did my little outburst...
...blunt the hideousness
that is this evening?
Look, I know you have a lot going on...
...but all I wanted to do was have
dinner with my friends on my birthday.
And you are all so late, and you
didn't even have the courtesy to call.
Well, it's too late now.
Pheebs, I don't think that's us.
Oh, well, this is-- This is not over!
Hello?
-What is going on with you two?
-Well, you see, I'm ovulating.
Oh, yeah, that's what she says.
Maybe you're not ovulating. Maybe
it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was.
I just can't get enough.
You're not gonna believe this.
She tricked me
into having sex with her.
So? You got to have sex, right?
What's the matter with me?
Why am I such a girl?
-Okay. That was Mike.
-Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry.
You are totally right.
We are here 100 percent...
...and we love you, and we are ready
to start your birthday celebration.
You guys, that means the world to me.
Okay, I'm gonna take off.
What?
I love you guys too, but
Mike got off work early.
Wait.
I'm not the-- I'm not the kind of girl
that just ditches her friends...
...to be with her boyfriend.
You know what? I am.
Bye, guys. Judy! Bye.
If Phoebe's gone,
can we take Emma home?
That's a good idea. Our babysitter
just pounded another chardonnay.
-Bye, you guys.
-Bye.
See you. Well, I guess it's just us.
So I'm probably still ovulating.
Do you want to give it another try?
So you've never had sex
with a Kennedy, have you?
-You're gonna go do it?
-We don't have much time.
Once the egg descends into the
fallopian tube--
Oh, wait, oh, get out of here!
I sincerely hope the rest of your party
is returning.
No, just me. All alone.
Dinner for six for one.
Well, you boys are about
to see something really special.
-How was everything?
-Excellent.
The shrew, in particular, was exquisite.
I hope you've got some room left.
Joey. Joey.
This is the best birthday ever!
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I love my new job!
-Honey, you're screaming.
-You bet your ass I am!
I just had the best first day ever!
The kitchen?
Twice as big as Allessandro's.
Oh, that's great.
And clean? Not just health
department-clean, Monica-clean!
Awesome.
Oh, and the people are so nice.
There's this one guy, Jeffrey,
he's the maоtre d' .
Chandler, you will love him!
He is without a doubt
the funniest guy I have ever met!
The One With The Male Nanny
-This is nice.
-I know.
-You need both hands for that?
-Yeah, I kind of do.
Well, how's this?
Look at you two holding hands.
Is this getting serious?
Have you not talked about it yet?
Am I making you uncomfortable?
If you were bigger you'd hit me.
I'm sorry.
It's obviously way too early
for us to be having that conversation.
-Is it?
-Maybe not. Is it?
When I got divorced...
...I didn't think I'd feel this way about
someone for a really long time.
Then again, I didn't think I'd meet
someone like you. And....
This may be crazy-soon,
but I want you to have this.
No, not.... That's gum.
Oh, five bucks!
I love it when that happens, you know?
-You don't know it's there--
-I know. Keep digging.
Sorry.
It's a key.
To be honest, I think I'd prefer
the five dollars.
-It's to my apartment.
-Wow!
Big step for Phoebe and Mike.
I don't want you to feel like you
have to give me your key....
-No, I want to.
-Thank God.
Wow. I was starting to think
I'd never meet someone that...
...I wanted to do this with.
Here you go.
-This is cool.
-It really is.
I know it. It is amazing.
These little things open doors!
So I don't