This looks like an all-day job.
I'll have to cancel my yoga class.
Could you tell Jasmine
I can't make it to yoga?
- Sure.
- Namaste.
- What happened to the door?
- So it's noticeable?
- Is Rachel here?
- Didn't you two already talk?
Yeah, but...
You guys know Rachel and I slept
together, but there's something else.
Rachel's pregnant.
- Holy mother of God!
- I can't believe it!
- With my child.
- That is brand-new information!
- You already know, don't you?
- A little bit.
- How you doing?
- Okay. I mean, I'll be okay.
I didn't handle it well.
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
But the complaint department
at the condom company got an earful.
Then when I turned around,
she was gone.
But in my defense, I found out
that condoms are only 97% effective.
- What?
- I gotta go find her.
Hold on! Are you serious? So, like,
3% of the time they don't even work?
They should put that on the box!
- Evidently, they do.
- What?!
- I can't believe we're here.
- You've gotta be kidding.
What?
As a wedding gift, we're
giving you the Honeymoon Suite.
No! You have been screwing us all day!
- Who are you?
- We're you. Just 10 seconds later!
You got first class, the lounge.
We need free stuff!
You're not the only ones
on your honeymoon!
You can have the suite.
We don't care where we stay.
We're here to celebrate our love.
We just want to be together.
We need the stuff.
Hey, it's Joey. We smell gas
from your apartment.
- Are you serious? Joey smells gas.
- What else is new?
- We'd check it, but you took our keys.
- Do something. Get in!
- How? I could break down your door.
- Yeah, do that.
- You won't blame us for any damage?
- No.
- Are you doing it? I can't hear.
- Okay, I'll break it down.
He's doing it,
he's breaking down the door.
Okay, we're in.
- Rachel, are you comfortable?
- If I said I was, would you judge me?
The doctor'll be here in a minute
to do your sonogram.
Oh, man, I swear, if they sold
these at Pottery Barn...
We need to talk.
Right now? I kind of got an alfresco
situation going on over here.
I want to apologize
for the way I acted earlier.
- Can you stay up near my head?
- Yeah, sorry.
I went crazy. I was thinking about me,
and I should've thought of you...
- Head, Ross! Head!
- Right.
I want you to know that I'll be
there through this whole thing.
Doctor's appointments, Lamaze classes,
baby-proofing the apartment.
- We can do that after we get married.
- Married?
We should get married.
Because that's your answer
to everything?
No, it's the right thing to do.
Yeah, maybe, if you're in love.
But we are not in love, are we?
No, but still, I mean,
you can't possibly do this alone.
Excuse me?
Come on, you can't even eat alone
in a restaurant.
- What?
- How can you have a baby by yourself?
- I can too eat by myself!
- When have you ever?
When certain people leave the table
and I am not finished!
Certain others take two hours
to eat soup!
Please, you inhale your food.
I grew up with Monica. If you
didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
Am I interrupting?
No, Dr. Long, come in.
This is Ross, the father.
But not the husband,
because she can do this alone.
Nice to meet you.
I'll get started on this.
- Why can't you admit you need me?
- I need you to stay near my head!
Okay. Everything looks good.
Here it is on the screen.
There's your uterus...
...and right here is your baby.
Oh, my God.
Wow! There it is, I see it.
Congratulations.
I'll give you two a minute.
Thank you.
Pretty amazing, huh?
I don't see it!
- What? What?
- I can't see it.
- You just said you did.
- I know, I lied.
I didn't want her to think
I was a terrible mother.
Come here. Sure you can.
Come here. Look, it's right there.
Oh, it's beautiful.
I see it now.
- Do you really?
- No, I don't see it!
Come on. All right. Okay. Okay.
You see this tiny thing
that looks like a peanut?
Sweetie, that's it.
That's it? Well, I saw that.
- Thank