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must know, I'm a widower.
- Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry.
- Yeah.
Do you sleep with women
and never call them again?
- No.
- Excellent. Excellent.
And finally, are you into any weird
stuff, you know, sexually?
- No!
- Wrong answer.
- What else? What else?
- He's 33.
- A widower.
- Oh!
He seemed like a standup guy. And
he's not into anything weird sexually.
Enter Pheebs!
- This room's available.
- Okay! Wait, listen to me!
Since I've been waiting,
four women...
...one higher than the centimeters
I'm dilated...
...have come and gone with their babies.
I'm next. My turn. It's only fair.
If you bring in one more woman who has
her baby before me, I will sue you.
Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you.
My husband is a lawyer.
- Rach?
- You get back on that case, honey!
I don't think the next
patient is far along.
Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe this!
And yet, somehow, it's true.
I mean, this is so great.
We're gonna be baby buddies!
Squeeze your legs together,
cover the baby's ears.
- Hi, sweetie!
- Hi, sweetheart.
This is my husband, Sid.
I don't think you've met him.
I nabbed him at the dermatologist's.
Thank God for adult acne!
I can't believe it.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Really?
What did he say?
You have to speak loudly,
he's almost completely deaf.
- Oh, there you go.
- Of course he is.
Congratulations!
I didn't even know you got married.
- Oh, no. We didn't.
- What?
We're just having this baby together,
but that's all. You know?
Why?
We're just not in that place, you know?
But we're very excited about this.
Oh. Well, then shut me up.
Just tell me how.
Oh, I feel another one coming.
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[ENGLISH]Previously on Friends:
I've been at this for 17 hours.
- How many centimeters am I dilated?
- Three.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
- We talk about having babies someday.
- We're gonna try?
- Right here?
- No, not here.
Maybe here.
Your grandma's engagement ring,
I want you to give it to Rachel.
- Mom, no.
- This isn't some girl...
...you picked up in a bar
and humped.
I take it you're just visiting someone?
- Wanna visit someone else?
- I would like that.
- That's him.
- Great. Go get him!
Maybe you could go in first.
I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray.
I have a few routine questions.
Do you sleep with women
and never call them again?
Oh, my God!
Should we tell Rachel there's an empty
room right next to hers?
We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Well, let me think about that.
While I remove my pants!
Okay, mister! Fertilize me!
Does that sound like Janice?
If it's not, then there's two of them.
And that would mean
it's the end of the world!
The One Where Rachel has a Baby - Part II
Hey.
- Hey.
- Hi.
I can't believe this is taking so long.
How are you?
Not bad. You know that feeling, trying
to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Weirdest thing. Did I hear...?
Mother of God, it's true!
Chandler Bing!
Janice.
Not just Janice. Janice in labor.
Contracting and everything.
Oh, this should be easy.
I have a very wide pelvis.
You remember, Chandler.
I didn't know you were pregnant.
Who's the unwitting human
whose essence you've stolen?
It's you.
This is yours.
What?
Look how nervous he gets!
We haven't slept together in years!
That's funny. Does it hurt?
Does the labor hurt?
Okay, I have one.
If you had to, which would you eat?
A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?
I'd have to say the talking gorilla.
'Cause at least I could explain to him
that you're making me eat him.
- Oh. Somebody went to college.
- Yeah.
Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy.
Oh. I'll get it.
I usually get to know a girl better
before I let her spoon me.
Relax. It's not like we're forking.
Oh, that's five, Ross.
Five women have had five babies...
...and I have had no babies.
Why doesn't she want to come out?
I think you made such a nice
home
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