picture time.
- You're gonna love these.
Here's a picture of Ross.
And that's me.
And that's me and Ross.
And here's our first kiss
as a married couple.
That is a great picture.
And interesting, because I found
the cameras in one of our bags.
Didn't see that coming.
Okay, this isn't our first kiss...
...but it is my first kiss
with this lady.
Which I'm sure you'll remember,
so there's no need...
- I'll take these to get developed now.
- Good idea.
You opened the presents?
We were gonna do that together.
You kissed another woman?
- Call it even?
- Okay.
- I'll put these in water.
- You stole those from that wedding?
No, the hotel lobby.
They think they can charge me for
some dirty movie and a bag of nuts!
Hey, my sweater!
I've been looking for this
for a month.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good. Long time no see.
- Like your sweater.
- Right back at you.
- It's crazy about Rachel.
- Well, she's one crazy lady.
- So whose is it?
- I don't know, some Italian guy.
Come on, read your own label.
See you later.
He is so weird.
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[ENGLISH]- Are you excited about our honeymoon?
- Yeah, I am.
Bermuda, Bahama
Come on, pretty mama
Get it out of your system
while we're alone.
- We came to say goodbye.
- Have a great honeymoon.
- Thanks.
- I'll go pack.
I already packed.
But I couldn't find your Speedo.
Speedo? I don't have a Speedo.
I'm gonna go pack
my regular, long bathing suit.
Good, you're still here!
Have a good honeymoon.
Oh, thank you!
And I wanted you guys to know
I am telling the father today.
What? What? What?
- We know it's Ross.
- How? How do you know?
It was his sweater. But, oh, my God!
I wanted Ross to know first.
But I'm relieved!
- I'm gonna be your baby's aunt!
- I know.
- Me too!
- I'm gonna be an uncle! Come here.
- You'll all be aunts and uncles.
- But I'm the only one related by blood.
Now that you all know, you can give
me advice on how to tell Ross.
What'll you say?
That I'm having it. And he can be
as involved as he wants.
That sounds good.
Yeah, but how do I start?
What's the first thing that I say?
- Okay, great. Thanks.
- Hey, good luck.
Yeah, bye.
What was that about?
No harm in telling you now.
Rachel and Ross are having a baby.
What? I didn't even know!
Why didn't you tell me?
Why am I talking like this?
I didn't think
you could keep it a secret.
I'm an excellent secret-keeper.
I've kept all our secrets.
- What secrets?
- No, no, Joey.
I'm not gonna tell you because
I am an excellent secret-keeper.
- You'll tell me later?
- You already know.
The One Where Rachel Tells Ross
It's so romantic to send people off
on their honeymoon.
You know, they're married.
Ross and Rachel are having a baby.
- Maybe you and I should do something.
- All in good time, my love.
I left my guitar in their apartment.
You can let me in, right?
They took my key to give to you.
- What? They took mine to give to you.
- Why would they take our keys?
- Maybe they don't trust us.
- They let me keep my key last time.
When you broke the ketchup bottle
and cleaned it with Monica's towels?
- I washed those.
- No, you didn't.
Yeah, that didn't sound like me.
- I really need my guitar.
- I have stuff in there too.
- What stuff?
- Monica's chicken parm. I'll fix it.
Mr. Treeger? I need to get into
Monica's apartment. It's an emergency!
Gas leak.
Oh, and bring garlic bread.
- Did Rachel find you?
- No, why?
- She was looking for you.
- I guess I'll catch up with her later.
- She really wanted to talk to you now.
- Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
- Oh, no.
- What?
I think I might know
what this is about.
Really?
Yeah. We promised we weren't
gonna tell anybody this...
...but a month ago,
Rachel and I slept together.
And?
- Wow, I thought you'd be more shocked.
- Oh, sorry. And?!
Well, we said we'd just
do it that one time...
...but now I think she may