Okay. See, Mom?
The truth is, I can do this on my own.
I know you're gonna be a terrific mom.
But you need help at the beginning.
I know what I'm doing.
I can handle it.
Really? Remember Twinkles?
He was a hamster.
I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby!
Okay, come on, Rach.
It's present time!
You're the glue holding
this party together.
It's kind of falling apart here.
- Oh, look!
- Wow!
This is from work friends.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow!
Oh, I know what this is.
Wait a minute.
That can't be right.
Is that a beer bong for a baby?
Darling, that's a breast pump.
Did I say I was done guessing?
Okay, thank you for that.
Oh, wow! What's this?
- It's a Diaper Genie.
- It dispenses clean diapers!
It's where you put dirty ones.
Why don't you take it outside
and throw it in a dumpster?
- You're gonna do that 10 times a day?
- What, it goes 10 times a day?
Are we feeding this baby Indian food?
No, dear. That's what babies do.
Rachel, listen to your mother.
She is very smart.
What will you do with the baby
while you trot out to the garbage?
I don't know,
I'd leave it on the changing table?
- What? What did I do? What did I do?
- You can't leave a baby alone.
Of course, I know that!
Of course you never leave
a baby alone.
It would...
She wouldn't be safe.
Not as safe as she would be
with me, the baby dummy.
Opening the presents is a little
overwhelming right now.
I'm gonna maybe open
them all a little bit later.
Thank you for coming,
for the gifts...
...and this basket is beautiful.
- It's actually a bassinet.
Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me.
In what film is the line:
"We don't need no stinking badges!"
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
- Backwards Bonus.
- Madre Sierra the of Treasure!
- Yes!
I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance!
- Wise! How many rungs?
- Six!
- That noise can only mean one thing.
- Hungry Monkey!
- I'd like a Wicked Wango Card.
- It's an audio question.
Name this television theme song:
Oh, my God. I know this.
Give me a second.
- Tell the Time Turtle!
- Shut up!
- "I Dream of Jeannie"!
- Yes!
I'd like to spin the Wheel.
Oh, come on!
Super Speedy Speed Round.
- Is there a Hopping Bonus?
- Of course.
- Who invented bifocals?
- Franklin!
Which monarch ruled
Great Britain the longest?
Queen Victoria!
You forgot to switch legs between
questions. No Hopping Bonus!
Every time!
- Yeah. Now over to Chandler.
- I'd like a Google Card.
- Are you sure?
- Yes! No! Google!
Oh, my God! Congratulations, Ross!
Because, Chandler...
...you've been Bamboozled!
- No!
- Yes!
- This is the best game ever!
You'll stay as long as I need you?
- Of course.
- I swear I'm not an idiot.
I read books on pregnancy
and giving birth.
I didn't think to read about what
to do when the baby comes.
And the baby's coming...
...and I don't know what to do.
Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?
Sweetie, you're gonna be fine.
- Where you going?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
Now, don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay.
It is gonna be okay!
Worth a shot.
Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
I just Bamboozled Chandler!
Which is not a sexual thing.
- Well, that was a quick shower.
- Not if you were here.
We got good stuff.
We did. My mom got
us the greatest gift of all.
A Play-Doh Barbershop?
No. She's going to live
with us for eight weeks.
What?
Yes! She's gonna help us
take care of the baby!
You're not serious!
She's a very nice woman,
but we can't take eight weeks of her.
- She'll drive us crazy...
- Hi, Ross!
Hey, roomie!
Hey, I'm Ray.
I'm the producer of the show.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray.
This is Duncan and Erin.
They're gonna help with the audition.
- Right, Ray.
- Whenever you're ready.
Hello. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Let's play Bamboozled!
Erin, first question. In hockey,
who is known as "The Great One"?
- Gretzky.
- Correct!
Want to pick a Wicked Wango Card
or spin the Wheel?
Didn't your agents give
you the