talk to each other.
I told the stripper to be here at 5.
That's good, right?
You ordered a stripper?
That is inappropriate.
Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Green.
I'm so glad you could make it.
Thank you so much. We're so sorry.
We could not feel worse about it.
Try.
There's my little girl!
- She's still mad.
- Yeah, I know.
Isn't it great? One less
person to make small talk with.
Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too.
It doesn't bother you?
We've apologized twice.
I can't do any more than that.
You hate it when people
are mad at you...
...but you just have
to be okay with it.
Okay. I can do that.
- I gotta go powder my ass.
- Oh.
That face! Like when
you were in high school.
If I didn't know better, I'd say
you're a cheerleader in trouble.
Come, let's get some tea.
Oh, my! Look at that.
Only three weeks to go.
Did you pick a nanny? If you use your
maid, it will split her focus.
Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny.
And I don't have a maid.
It's like you're a cave person.
You must get a nanny. You don't
know how overwhelming it will be.
When you were a baby, I had Mrs. K.
Mrs. K! Oh, yeah, she was sweet.
She taught me Spanish.
I actually think
I remember some of it:
Tu madre estб loca.
Such a sweet woman.
As great as she was,
I can't afford that.
- Oh, Rachel!
- What?
I just had a great idea!
I'm gonna come live with you!
What? What?
Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna
do this for my little girl.
Look at you.
You have tears in your eyes.
Yes, yes, I do.
Ross is in the lead.
Another question,
or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?
The Wheel has not been
my friend tonight, Joey.
I'll take another question.
This is tough. Hold your breath.
It's okay. I'm ready.
You gotta hold your breath
until you answer.
This is ridiculous! He's not gonna...
Okay. What do you have a fear of if
you suffer from this phobia? Triska...
Holy cow. That's a big word. Tris...
Look at this. How do you say that?
- Let me see that.
- This one right here.
- Triskaidekaphobia.
- Fear of Triscuits!
- No! No. Fear of the number 13.
- Fear of Triscuits?
It's possible.
They have really sharp edges.
Chandler, you're up.
I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass
for a free turn.
- This game makes no sense!
- You're upset because you're losing.
Oh, come on, Ross.
I think we're all losers here.
You can either spin the Wheel
or pick a Google Card.
Let me think, let me think.
Oh, I don't care.
You must choose.
- Either. It makes no difference.
- Choose, you jackass.
- I'll take a card.
- You picked the Gimme Card!
- You get all of Ross' points!
- What?
This game is kind of fun!
You don't think it's crazy
you get my points...?
The contestants aren't supposed
to speak to each other.
- Why did you invite my mother?
- What?
She wants to move in
and help care for the baby.
- For how long?
- Eight weeks.
I love my mother, but, my God,
a long lunch with her is taxing.
I'd be honored if she wanted
to live with me.
She can't hear you.
What am I gonna do?
If you don't want her to move
in with you, just tell her.
You're right.
I'm about to have a baby.
I can say I don't want
her sleeping on my couch.
She'll wanna sleep in my bed.
This can't happen.
That is right.
Tell her you don't want her
to live with you.
Do not take no for an answer.
This is great! Now she's
gonna be mad at Rachel!
And I'm just gonna swoop in there and
be like the daughter she never had.
I have new respect for Chandler.
All right, everybody!
It's time to open the presents!
Yes! The first gift
that Rachel opens...
...should be from the grandmother.
Because you're the most important
person in this room! And in the world!
I don't have one
because I was invited late.
But thank you so much, dear, for
bringing that to everybody's attention.
How about you less important people?
Let's open your presents!
- It's okay that you didn't get a gift.
- I kind of did.
Me! Eight weeks of me.