Don't!
You're a really nice guy. I'm happy
to be your roommate and friend.
I'm just... You know, I just
don't feel that way about you.
I see what happened.
It's because I was trying
to repel you. Right?
Believe me, you'd feel
a lot different if I turned it on.
- I don't think so.
- Oh, I do.
How you doing?
I'm okay.
What? Oh, dear God!
Not much to tell there.
I'm really shy.
So that's it.
I guess that's all I need.
Thank you so much.
I think they'll run this next month.
Oh, great. Great. Thank you.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
- I did it.
- Amazing.
Wait, I almost forgot.
We have to ask everybody this:
Other than Days,
what's your favorite soap opera?
Oh, I don't watch soap operas.
Excuse me? I have a life, you know?
The readers at Soap Opera Digest
will be happy to learn that.
Good enough.
So close.
They didn't put in the part
about you not watching soaps.
I called the lady and said I
was joking. She was nice about it.
- You slept with her, didn't you?
- A little bit.
This picture of you is steamy.
That's just a little something
for my huge gay fan base.
- Did you just wink at me?
- You're the one who loves the picture.
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[ENGLISH]- Hi!
- Hey!
So, what's the final head count
on my baby shower?
Twenty. Some work people
had things to do.
Your sisters can't make it.
They're not coming
to a social event...
...where there's no men and no booze?
That's shocking.
As long as my mom's here.
- Oh, my God. Your mother.
- My mom's not gonna be here?
Given we forgot to invite her, it'd
be a big coincidence if she was.
My God!
Phoebe was in charge
of the invitations.
I don't have a mother.
Often I forget...
Oh, give it a rest.
So my mother is not coming
to my baby shower?
No.
Neither is mine.
We'll take care of it. We'll call her.
You go home and get ready.
Make sure she comes.
It's important. It's my mom.
- I know. What's her number?
- I don't know.
Go. I have it in my book. Go.
If you're in charge of invitations,
why am I calling her?
Hello, Mrs. Green!
Hi, it's Monica Geller.
- Oh, hello, Monica.
- Hi.
It's last-minute, but we've decided
to throw an impromptu...
...baby shower for Rachel today.
- My daughters told me...
...when they received their impromptu
invitations a month ago.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- For what, dear?
For not inviting me,
or for lying about it?
Oh, my God! My ass is sweating.
Please, please, can you come?
It starts at 4:00.
- Well, all right. I'll see you at 4:00.
- Thank you.
- Isn't it at 3:00?
- Son of a bitch!
The One With the Baby Shower
Hey! Wanna shoot some hoops?
I'm practicing for an audition
to be host of a game show.
- Cool!
- Great!
If I get it, by day,
I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray.
But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani!
You'd be perfect! That's your name!
The audition's soon,
and I don't understand the game.
Do you want help?
Oh, really? That'd be great.
Hey, you guys can be the contestants!
We can lose to junior-high girls
some other time.
- All right. Let's play Bamboozled!
- Bamboozled?
- Isn't that a cool name?
- Yeah!
All right. Okay.
Our first contestant is Ross Geller.
Tell us about yourself, Ross.
Well, I'm a paleontologist.
I live in New York.
I have a son, Ben. Hi, Ben! And...
I said, "a little bit."
How about you, Chandler?
I'm a headhunter. I hook up
out-of-work Soviet scientists...
...with rogue Third World nations.
Hi, Rasputin.
Excellent! Let's play!
Chandler, you'll go first.
- What is the capital of Colombia?
- Bogotб.
It's Bogotб, but close enough.
You can either pass your turn to Ross
or pick a Wicked Wango Card.
- What does a Wicked Wango Card do?
- I should know that.
Let's see. One moment, please...
Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card
determines if you go higher or lower.
Higher or lower than what?
- This is embarrassing!
- Can you believe how lame this is?
I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants
are allowed to