it is for me.
I didn't think about the father.
You're thinking about it too much.
Tell him and get it over with.
It's like ripping off this Band-Aid,
quick and painless.
Oh, mother of...!
See?
- Are we opening presents?
- No. I shouldn't be opening these.
Joey, I am out of control!
You have to do me a favor.
No matter what I say,
do not let me open another present.
Give me one more.
Good, you're here. Pheebs?
Listen...
Sit down,
I got something I want to say.
It's a scary world out there,
especially for a single mom.
I always felt that you
and I have a special bond.
So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Oh, my God!
Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.
- You can't marry him!
- Your day's over, it's my turn.
- Why can't she marry me?
- I can and I will.
She's not pregnant.
Rachel's the one who's pregnant.
Oh, my God!
He'd notice
when you didn't have a baby!
It's Joey!
I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant?
Who's the father?
We don't know.
- I wonder if it's that dude.
- There's a dude?
Who is it?
A month ago this guy spent the night.
I didn't see who it was, but...
Was that story over?
The guy left this.
Oh, my God!
I know who the father is.
People have got
to finish their stories.
- Could you take a picture of us?
- Of course.
- Would you take one of us?
- Yeah, sure.
Click.
- It didn't click.
- I heard it.
- There was no flash.
- You won't take our picture?
Yeah, I'll take your picture.
- Your finger was covering the lens.
- Who are you, Ansel Adams? Scram!
I feel really bad about how
I freaked you out before...
...so I asked the father
to come here.
What? Wait a minute.
How do you know who it is?
I may play the fool at times...
...but I'm more than a pretty blond
with an ass that won't quit.
I believe this belongs to the father.
Oh, God. He's in there right now?
You can turn around,
or go in and rip the Band-Aid off.
- Let's rip.
- Are you sure?
- Phoebe!
- Sorry.
Hey, Rach.
Go on-stage. I'll get a picture
of you doing the speech.
Will the owner of a 1995 LeSabre
see the front desk?
Your car is about to be towed.
That's my car!
- A '95 LeSabre?
- Yes.
- A green LeSabre?
- Yes!
- I'm sorry, I meant blue.
- Yes, green-blue.
Well, go. Go move it!
Ready for the last picture?
Get ready to run.
Congratulations on your wedding.
What's this about?
Rachel has something to tell you.
And I believe that
this is your red sweater.
No, this is my red sweater.
Oh, no.
Could I get anyone a coffee?
Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.
What's going on?
Nothing.
Phoebe kind of made a mistake.
But you wear that sweater a lot.
Is it some kind of dare?
I'm actually glad Phoebe called.
I was immature, but I've grown up.
I think we should get back together.
It's not the right time.
It is the right time.
I'm ready for more.
Let's give it another try.
I'm having a baby.
- You can go.
- Thank you.
I don't know how
any of these got opened!
- You opened them all?
- I know, I am a terrible person.
Chandler won't trust me ever again.
- You got my parents' gift.
- What is that?
I think it does something
to salami.
- How'd it go?
- What did Tag say?
Tag is not the father.
And Joey knows now?
I do, and I'm so happy for you.
Wow, you didn't even try
to unhook my bra.
- Will you ever tell whoever it is?
- I will, just not tonight.
No matter what he says,
you're not gonna be alone.
I'm not?
No. Listen...
It's a scary world out there,
especially for a single mom.
I've always felt like
you and I have a special bond.
- Rachel, will you marry me?
- What?
- Pheebs, give me the ring back.
- No!
Joey, you're so sweet, honey,
but I'm not looking for a husband.
I understand.
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go and lie down.
I can't say that didn't hurt.
- But I'll take you back, Joey.
- About that, l...
- Oh, a Salami Buddy!
- There you go!
- We're back!
- Great.
We're hanging in the kitchen.
Let's stay in the kitchen.
- It's