each other,
and I said eight years.
Then the waiter came over
and cut his tip in half...
...and now here we are.
Yeah. Here we are.
I think I'm falling in love with you.
What?
I'm falling in love with you.
Who are you talking to?
Oh, you're kidding. It's a joke.
Funny. It's funny!
I don't get it.
Okay.
Wow.
Are you...?
How did...?
When?
Does it really matter?
Wow. Wow.
It is hot in here.
I know this is a lot.
You don't have to say anything.
You take as much time as you need.
Okay, you gotta say something.
Joey, I love you so much.
- But...
- But.
Joey?
Right. Hey, that's...
That's okay. That's fine.
It's pretty much what I was expecting.
It's no big deal, all right?
- I think I'm gonna go.
- Please don't leave like this.
You can't do this to a pregnant woman!
Don't start doing that.
You can't do that,
because you're gonna make me...
Oh, there we go!
- Can I?
- Sure.
Oh, Joey. I don't want to lose...
Hey, hey.
You can't, okay? Ever.
I'm so sorry.
Please don't be sorry.
Okay? Don't be sorry.
You know, I was only kidding.
Yeah, that was a real good one.
- Is this your table?
- Yeah.
- You'll be here all night.
- I know.
I haven't even read the specials.
What's the matter?
I don't know.
I think maybe one of them is dying.
I kind of hope it's the girl.
The guy is really cute!
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[ENGLISH]Joey? Are you in there?
- That's Rachel.
- You have to talk to her.
I can't. Not after the other night.
It's too weird.
Don't tell her I'm here.
Don't eat that!
- Hey!
- Hey, Rachel.
Is Joey here?
- I don't see him. You?
- No.
Maybe he's in the sugar bowl.
Joey? Nope.
Well, at least you make
each other laugh.
- What's up?
- I haven't seen him since he said...
...how he, you know...
I don't know,
I think he's avoiding me.
Why is that bagel on the floor?
- We were playing a game.
- Was Chandler naked?
Sort of like a ring-toss
kind of situation?
- Sure!
- What? No! No!
All right, listen. If you see Joey,
will you just tell him that...?
Tell him I miss him.
- Okay. Did you hear that?
- Yeah. That naked bagel game?
Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty
small hole.
- You've gotta talk to her.
- I can't.
You guys don't know what it's like
to get shot down.
I don't know what that's like?
Until I was 25, I thought the response
to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."
No rejection?
I got shot down at fat camp.
Boy, kids are mean
when they're hungry.
So, what do I do?
It's Rachel.
You're gonna never talk to her again?
It's weird and it's awkward,
but you gotta at least try.
Yeah, okay.
I forgot this was on your...
We didn't play it!
The One With the Tea Leaves
I'll look at your tea leaves
and tell your fortune.
- You read tea leaves?
- I've done it for years.
I actually stopped
because I was so accurate.
And one of the great joys
of life...
...is its wondrous unpredictability,
you know?
And also,
tea tends to give me the trots.
- Okay. I'm done. Read mine.
- Okay.
I see a ladder.
Which can mean either a promotion
or a violent death.
I'm the head chef.
I can't get promoted.
Who's next?
I'm done. Do mine.
Okay.
Oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Which can either mean
you're having a baby...
...or you'll make
a scientific discovery!
Well, I have been spending
a lot of time in the lab.
- What does yours say, Pheebs?
- All right.
Wow! Yay!
Oh, I'm gonna meet a guy!
And really soon!
He's gonna be the man of my dreams.
Probably not the guy
I had a dream about last night.
Has anyone seen my shirt?
It's a button-down, like
a faded salmon color?
You mean your pink shirt?
Faded salmon color?
No, I haven't seen your pink shirt.
I must have left it at Mona's.
I knew it!
I'm sure you can get another one
at Ann Taylor's.
That's my favorite shirt.
I love it.
Ask Mona to give it back.
I don't know. I could.
We didn't really end things
on good terms.
If I went, I'd be ignoring the
one thing she asked