getting massages.
I have lots of clients
that make those noises.
- Really?
- Well, not clients. Lovers.
We'll try it again. Come back,
and we'll work through it.
- You sure?
- Yes.
- I guess.
- Great! Now, if you'll just excuse me.
So did you hear something you liked?
Hey, Ross, check it out!
I learned a new trick.
Hey, I bought you some lunch.
Oh, that's so sweet of you. Oh, yum.
- Did you put pickles on this?
- Well, yeah.
What? What? Rach, what?
- What's going on?
- I made her tuna with pickle.
Pickle? Pickle makes her sick.
Giving her pickle is
like giving me salad.
I'm sorry, I didn't know. You okay?
I'm fine, but someone make sure
it's gone when I get out?
I'm on it!
I shouldn't be the one
making her throw up.
- It could happen to anyone.
- Not to you. You know this stuff.
I don't know any of it
and I'm the father.
I wish I could be
more involved, you know?
Well, if anyone is keeping score,
I no longer eat tuna.
Can I talk to you guys for a second?
- Yeah.
- What's up?
Sit down.
I wanna talk about our situation.
Are you breaking up with us?
The thing is...
...because I live with Rachel,
I'm here for a lot of stuff.
And Ross is missing everything. So...
Yeah?
You two should live together.
Are you asking me to move?
You don't want me here?
No, I love living with you.
It just seems that...
...if you're gonna have a roommate,
it may as well be the father.
But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me
to move in and disrupt his life.
Or he does.
I would love to be around
for you and the baby.
We can just try it,
like on a temporary basis.
- But it's you and me.
- It wouldn't be anything romantic.
I'm dating Mona. Damn it, Mona!
I was supposed to meet her
an hour ago. What is wrong with me?
So, what do you think?
- I don't know. Is it crazy?
- No.
Joey, this is a smart idea.
Well, I was due.
- Let's do it.
- Really?
Rach, that's great. That's great.
Not too shabby.
I got this all off myself...
...using my wife's tools.
Oh, my God.
How did you get in there?
You're messy.
- No! You weren't supposed to see this!
- I married Fred Sanford.
Chandler, you don't understand.
Okay, okay, fine! Now you know.
I'm sick.
No, honey, you're not sick. I don't
love you because you're organized.
I love you in spite of that.
Really?
- Promise you won't tell anyone?
- Yes.
Now that I know, if I've got extra
stuff, can we share the closet?
Well... It's just...
I'm afraid you might mess it up.
So Rachel's all moved out?
How you taking it?
I wanted to have a few beers...
...but I got rid of those because
Rachel couldn't stand the smell.
I have thrown back a lot
of orange juice with calcium.
It's a couple weeks past its expiration
date, so it's got a bit of a kick.
- Are you okay?
- You kidding me? Yeah, I'm great.
I'm better than great. I am good.
Now that she's gone, I can do stuff
around here that I couldn't do before.
Like...
I can walk around naked again.
I can...
I can watch porn in the living room.
This is good for me.
I like being on my own.
I'm better off this way.
I'm a lone wolf.
A loner. Alone.
All alone. Forever.
What's a wolf gotta do
to get a hug around here?
That's it, just relax.
- Come on, more.
- Oh, God!
You like that, don't you?
- Yeah, right there.
- Want it there? Take it there, baby.
- Phoebe?
- Yeah, say my name. Say it.
And now I'm going
to cover you back up.
And I won't be speaking with you
for several weeks.
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[ENGLISH]- Oh! Hey, Rach!
- Hi.
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- You too!
How's living at Ross'?
It's good, except he makes us watch
the Discovery Channel all day long.
Something really boring happened
to someone ugly in the Middle Ages.
Oh, thank you.
I'll see you guys later.
That is one lucky
to-go cup of coffee.
I wish you'd get over her.
I hate seeing you like this.
Is there anything I can do for you?
Do you wanna look down my top?
Thanks. Maybe