called
a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?"
- Yeah, then you did that.
- So you don't have the cameras?
- No, sorry.
- They're gone? Monica's gonna freak!
They're here somewhere.
I'll help you look.
- Great.
- In three minutes.
You're gonna open the presents
without Chandler?
They're calling out to me.
This guy even crawled into my lap.
He wouldn't mind if I opened one.
What do you think it is?
A mirror that when you look into it,
you see yourself as an old woman.
A tiny salt shaker!
Oh, my God, for tiny salt!
Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun.
Okay, I'll wait for Chandler
to open up the rest.
Although, you know, this is
part of a salt-and-pepper set.
It's only half a present.
What do you think?
It's okay to open one more if
it's a set. It's probably this one.
Or this one!
- Got any morning sickness?
- The guys don't know, do they?
No. Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
Right. Chandler still thinks
I'm pregnant.
He hasn't asked me how I feel,
or offered to carry my bags.
I feel bad for the woman
who ends up with him.
After you, of course.
You'll only be pregnant a few more
hours. I'll tell the father today.
Is it that tall guy
from the first floor?
- No!
- What? I think he's cute.
- Then you have his baby.
- I'm trying.
It's so weird. You're gonna tell
this guy today, and he has no idea.
You'll just knock on his door
and change his life forever.
You're like Ed McMahon,
except without the big check.
Or the raw sexual magnetism.
- Yeah, I guess it's pretty big news.
- Pretty big? It's huge!
God, this guy is walking
around thinking:
"I had sex with Rachel Green.
I rock!"
Then, bam! He's a father,
everything's different.
Only if he wants it to be.
I won't ask for anything.
Okay, now he's walking
around thinking:
"Do I want to be a dad?"
Then, bam!
- What was that "bam"?
- I don't know. He's hit by a bus.
Joey, what would you do if someone you
slept with told you she was pregnant?
Who called here?
Did she sound blond? Any accent?
I gotta make a call.
Should have never walked
into that Sunglass Hut!
It's not you!
You didn't get anyone pregnant.
Why would you scare me like that?
What the hell's going on?
Is somebody pregnant?
Oh, yeah! That's me.
Oh, my God, Pheebs!
You're gonna have a baby?
Yes, I am.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby!
- Wait, who's the father?
- You don't know him.
He wants nothing to do
with me or the baby.
Who is this guy? Because I'll track
him down and kick his ass!
- David Linn.
- David Linn!
- Who's David Linn?
- Some annoying guy from my gym.
- Chandler?
- Did you find the cameras?
- No. Did you?
- Yes, that's why I'm under the table.
I checked in the lost and found.
No one's turned them in.
Great. Those cameras were the only
thing that will cheer Monica up.
You just got married.
Why is she depressed?
I'm not going to ask that question.
I can't believe I screwed this up!
I'm sorry, man.
Here's a thought.
This is the same ballroom.
There's a band.
There'll be dressed-up people.
Are you suggesting
we dance our troubles away?
No, we buy more of these, throw our
tuxes on and take a few pictures.
We make sure not
to get people's faces.
Are you serious?
I'm thinking about your new bride.
Do you really want to let her down?
Marriage advice? Really?
This looks just like your wedding.
- Same flowers?
- I don't know. Monica picked them.
- The chairs?
- Those too.
- The place settings?
- Her.
- What did you do?
- I took care of the cameras.
Gift shop?
- Did you do it yet?
- Not yet.
Then what are you doing here?
Are you about to do it?
Is it Gunther?
- It's not Gunther!
- Thank God. That hair on a baby?
The father is not here. I haven't
told him, and I don't think I can now.
Why not?
I was walking and thinking, "I'm gonna
tell the father. " And then, bam!
Bus?
No, you! You freaked me out.
You kept saying how huge this is.
- But it is huge.
- I know.
But I was thinking
how huge