normal.
She's just your friend, Rachel.
Your friend, Rachel.
Your friend. Rachel.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel!
The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath
Are you...? Are you high?
I had the most amazing bath.
- Really? I don't like baths.
- You like them with me.
Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy.
It's the wet, naked lady.
- Baths are so relaxing.
- Really? What do you do?
You just sit in there,
stewing in your own filth.
How dirty do you think I am?
If you had some candles and bubbles
and music, you'd love it.
It'd take all your stress away.
It's 2:00 on Wednesday, I'm watching
Road Rules. How stressed am I?
Hey, Chandler.
I really need to talk to you.
Is this a cold pizza
or a leftover-meat loaf talk?
- Well, neither.
- Oh, my God, what's up?
I don't know. It's just...
Lately, I've been feeling...
Okay, here's what it is.
- I feel a lot better. Thanks.
- Wait a minute. Just come back.
You and Monica,
friends for a long time.
And sure, there are rules.
But then you went to London.
But that's different. There are rules
there too, know what I mean?
Do you?
It was different for you guys.
You were both in the same place.
Yes, when Monica and I were
in London, we were both in London.
This is a bad idea.
Forget all about it.
This conversation between you and me.
If that.
Ross, don't forget
that doctor's appointment.
- Right.
- To find out the sex of the baby?
We don't wanna know
as long as it's happy and healthy.
Yep, healthy. And cute.
- Smart. With an aptitude for science.
- Popular.
Are you two talking
about the same baby?
- Have you thought of names?
- I've come up with a bunch.
- Really? Me too.
- Me too.
Really?
If it's a girl, Phoebe.
And if it's a boy, Pheebo.
Maybe. But it wouldn't hurt
to have a backup, you know?
Rach, what were you thinking?
I was thinking if it's a girl...
...how about Sandrene? It's French.
That's a really pretty name
for an industrial solvent.
- Fine. What do you have?
- It's for a boy.
I know it's a little out there, but...
...Darwin.
Our child will be beaten
in the schoolyard.
Yeah, by Sandrene.
You're saying that
because I said no to you.
I'm really, really not.
How about you each get five vetoes?
- That sounds fair.
- I don't think you'll need it.
If it's a girl, Rain.
- Veto.
- Why?
Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain.
I have my own kiln,
and my dress is made out of wheat."
I know her!
I bought a homemade soap
from her at a Dead show!
- Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher?
- Why do you hate our child?
- Fine, you go.
- Okay. James.
- But only if it's a girl.
- Veto.
I like Ruth. What about Ruth?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we having an 89-year-old?
- How about Dayton?
- Veto. Stewart.
Veto. Sawyer.
- Veto. Helen.
- Veto.
Is it me, or is Veto starting
to sound really good?
Boy, do I have a surprise for you.
Sex on the balcony?
No. But someone's not gonna
get over that idea.
- What?
- I drew you a bath.
I don't like baths. Could you draw me
a picture of sex on the balcony?
Try it for me.
I used all my best stuff.
I lit candles, I put on music.
I used bath salts, plus bubble bath.
And got you this little plastic
Navy ship! So it's a boy bath.
- This does butch it up a bit.
- I swear, you will love it.
If I do this,
can we discuss balcony sex?
Absolutely.
But I know how
that discussion's gonna go.
All right, this isn't so bad.
I like the flowery smell.
Which is okay,
because I've got my boat.
- So?
- Oh, my God.
I told you you were a bath person.
Hey, maybe I can give you a facial.
I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
I don't think you had
an open mind about Ruth.
Little Ruthie Geller?
How cute is that?
Oh, my God, I can practically
hear the mahjong tiles.
All your tests look fine. Are you
interested in the sex of the baby?
- No, we're not.
- You have it right there?
You know if it's a boy or a girl?
Dayton or Sandrene? Phoebe or Pheebo?
But if you don't