And I'll have the same.
Wow, this is shaping up
to be a pretty good date.
I almost forgot.
I didn't pay you the rent.
No roommate stuff. It's a date.
Wow, so I get to see what
Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.
Have any moves?
No, I'm just myself,
and if they don't like me for...
I'm sorry, I couldn't even
get through that.
I knew it. Tell me your moves.
All right.
Well...
I start by having a bottle of wine
sent to my table from a fan.
Oh, my God. And that works?
If you add, "This is embarrassing.
I just want to have a normal life."
You poor little famous man.
Okay, how about this one?
I was gonna wait until the end
of the night to kiss you...
...but you're just so beautiful,
I don't think I can.
Oh, my God!
Wow, that was fantastic!
I almost leaned in. Really.
So tell me one of your moves.
All right.
So where'd you grow up?
That's your move?
Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
- Come on, just answer the question.
- Queens.
Were you close to your parents?
- With my mom. Not so much my dad.
- Why not?
I don't know.
There's just this distance.
We both try to pretend it's not there,
but it is.
It's gotta be rough.
Yeah, it's really tough.
Sometimes I think...
Wow!
Nice move!
- "Where'd you grow up?" So simple.
- Thank you.
Now, excuse me.
I'm gonna use the restroom.
- Now you're watching me walk away.
- Yes, I am! So simple!
- You won't believe what I did today.
- Clearly not shower or shave.
I played this all day,
and now I rule.
They should change the name
to "Ms. Chandler."
Although, I hope they don't.
You stayed home and played Ms. Pac-Man
while I went to work like a chump?
I got the top ten scores. I erased
Phoebe off the board. High-five!
What is the matter with your hand?
I played for eight hours.
It'll loosen up. Check out the scores.
Also, look at the initials.
They're dirty words.
- Chandler, why would you do that?
- Because it's awesome.
You think it's clever?
They only give you three letters,
so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.
- This one's not dirty.
- Put it together with that one.
Oh.
If you don't clear this off,
you won't get one of those from me.
Ben's coming over.
This can't be there.
- He won't know what they mean.
- He's 7, not stupid.
- Have you talked to him lately?
- I'm gonna unplug it.
I'll have nothing to show for my day.
Like work.
No!
Hey, look! It's still there!
This thing must have some kind
of primitive ROM chip!
- You gotta beat your scores.
- With the claw?
Fine, I'll do it.
We gotta get this off.
Carol's still upset that
you taught him "Pull my finger."
Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!
- I am not gonna answer that.
- Oh, come on. Just pick one.
Between Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler and Ross...
...if you had to,
who would you punch?
We're friends.
I wouldn't punch any of them.
Chandler?
Yeah, but I don't know why.
- I'm having a wonderful time!
- Me too!
- This is the best date I ever had.
- I know!
I laughed so hard. Did you
see the wine come out my nose?
Joey, I think everybody saw it.
I never knew I could enjoy
the non-sex part of a date so much.
That's because you have never
been on a date with me before.
All right. Now don't judge me.
I normally wait till my date leaves,
but I'm ripping into the swan.
Okay, then you don't judge me.
I'm gonna suck on the cellophane
from that brownie.
So, what are Joey Tribbiani's
end-of-the-night moves?
Well, if I want the girl to kiss me...
...first, I make my lips
look irresistible.
How do you do it?
Now you can't tell anyone, but...
...I put on shiny lip balm.
- Oh, my God.
- Like a moth to a flame, I tell you.
- Okay, now you go.
- No, I don't want to tell you.
- Why not?
- It's embarrassing.
More embarrassing than
shiny raspberry lip balm?
I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me.
Okay.
All right, stand up.
Well, when we're at the door...
...I lightly press my lips
against his.