you are.
So, how's it going?
Really, really good.
But enough about me! Come on.
Where are you from?
What do you do?
- I'm a doctor.
- Right. I meant...
...in your spare time.
Do you cook? Ski?
Or hang out with your wife,
or girlfriend?
I have no wife or girlfriend,
but I do ski.
I love to ski!
How amazing is this?
- Are you experiencing any discomfort?
- No, I'm very comfortable.
- Any painful gas?
- No!
Dr. Schiff!
What kind of question is that?
Would you like
to lie down on the table?
Would you like me
to lie down on the table?
- Is there something going on here?
- Do you feel it too?
- Hi.
- How did your doctor's appointment go?
Let's see,
they gave me "cute boy" doctor today.
In the middle of the exam,
I put my pinkie in his dimple.
- Oh, my God!
- Why did you do that?
Remember my problem during
my fourth month of pregnancy?
Oh, yeah!
The Evander Holyfield phase.
Man! You were so hard up,
you practically came on to me.
You wish.
I could have had you
if I wanted you.
Oh, yeah? Come and get it.
Okay, even this is turning me on.
Ross! How's it going
with you and Mona?
Are you guys still together?
Yeah, we're moving forward.
You'll be getting our card.
You're doing a holiday card?
Not just a card. She wants to talk
about where the relationship is going.
Women!
I know! Why do you guys need
to have this conversation?
No man would ask a woman,
"So where is this going?"
Ross, you asked me that.
You were a closed book, okay?
I'm not a mind reader!
Besides, I hate those conversations.
I'm horrible at them. Really.
Maybe I need some kind of a gesture...
...that says we're moving forward
without talking.
Like asking her
to move in with you?
Smaller than that.
- Making her a mix tape?
- Bigger than that.
- Give her a key to your apartment.
- We were closer with the mix tape.
Have you said, "I love you"?
I don't think I'm quite there yet.
But I could say,
"I love spending time with you."
- We hate that.
- It's a slap in the face.
Forget it. You know what?
I'll just have the conversation.
I'll just say I like things the way
they are, and hope for the best.
What do you think, Rach?
I think if it was
a little colder in here...
...I could see your nipples
through that sweater.
Bing? We're all set for tonight, 8:00.
We can't do it. Monica has to work.
My ex-wife didn't work.
Unless you call turning
into her mother "work."
Fine. Tomorrow night then.
- Tomorrow's no good for her, either.
- Why not?
It's the semifinals...
...of her bocce ball tournament.
What's going on, Bing? Does your wife
have a problem with me or something?
Well, now you're just talking crazy.
Then why can't we all go out together?
Because we split up.
Monica and I split up.
Hold me.
Good God, Bing. Well, I can't say
I'm altogether surprised.
I saw the way she looked at you,
and there was no love there.
And the way she looked at me,
pure lust.
What would really help me through
this tough time is choking someone.
Bing, my boy,
we're gonna get you over this.
Here's the plan:
We're going to a strip club!
Oh, no!
Monica would freak.
But to hell with that bitch!
Here we go.
Mona, it's time we had a conversation
about where things are with us.
Yeah, I think I suggested that.
We are so...
Well, I really like you.
And I love hanging out with you.
And I'm having a lot of fun.
Okay.
There's no point in spending time
with someone if it's just fun.
It's gotta be going somewhere, right?
So where is it going?
That's the real question.
And the answer is...
...it's going somewhere...
...fun.
I know what you're thinking.
Fun was fine for you 10 years ago.
But you're not getting any younger.
No! I mean, not you.
Not you.
You are getting younger!
You're getting younger by the second.
What's your secret?
- I'm sorry, so where are we?
- Well, to sum up...
...we're having fun.
You look young.
- Okay...
- But that's not enough.
So...
...here's a