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[ENGLISH]Phoebe. Look at that guy
by the window. Wow!
He's awfully short.
And I think he's talking to himself.
And to be completely honest,
he's not that good in bed.
What is wrong with me lately?
It's like, every guy I see.
That guy, for example.
That's not someone
I would be attracted to.
But right now, all I want to do is rip
off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Wait! This is about the fourth month
of your pregnancy.
This is normal.
Your hormones start going crazy.
- Really? This has happened to you?
- Absolutely!
And I was carrying triplets.
So in medical terms,
I was thrice as randy.
This explains so much!
Last weekend, I went from store
to store, sitting on Santas' laps.
Yeah, I remember trying to steal a
cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield.
I'm seeing my doctor tomorrow. Maybe
she can give me a pill or something.
Yeah, that's what you need.
A good pill.
The One With Ross' Step Forward
- I got our pictures developed.
- Great.
Want to see pictures of us skating?
Ordinarily, I would love to,
but I am just swamped right now.
Where are the ones
that pretzel vendor took of us?
Oh, yeah.
Probably at the end.
Oh, my God! All he took were pictures
of my breasts.
I'm missing picture time!
You know, she has a face, Ross.
- Okay, here's a good one of us.
- That is a good one!
It looks like a holiday card.
With the tree...
...and the skaters and the snow.
I want to send out cards,
but I never do.
Do you want
to send this one out together?
Together? Like, to people?
Yeah. "Happy Holidays, from Mona
and Ross." It'll be cute, okay?
Okay.
I gotta go to work. Call me later?
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
Congratulations! You just got married!
Can you believe that?
What's the big deal
about a holiday card?
Married couples and families
send out cards.
People who just started dating
don't send out cards. Is she crazy?
That's your wife you're talking about!
Bing!
And the Bingette!
- You remember my boss, Doug.
- Yes. Hi.
Good news! The divorce is final.
I signed the papers this a. m.
You and Kara divorced?
I'm sorry.
Sorry? I finally chewed my leg out
of that bear trap.
- Congratulations to you guys.
- No leg-chewing for us.
Well, give it time.
The divorce, the marriage,
we got a lot to celebrate.
We should all go out
to dinner tomorrow.
I can't think
of anything we're doing.
Why can't I think of anything?
Tomorrow.
I'll be out of court by 6.
They keep throwing sexual harassment
cases at me, and I knock them out!
Okay, see you tomorrow.
We're not seeing him tomorrow. I can't
spend another evening with that man.
Remember how he behaved
at our wedding?
Because he wasn't invited.
He misbehaved
at our engagement party.
Oh, yeah! Urine cuts right through
an ice sculpture, doesn't it?
Hi! I went by the photo shop.
Take a look.
Here is a mockup of our card.
What do you think?
Looks great.
Do you think it should say,
"Love, Ross and Mona"?
Well, we haven't said that
to each other yet...
...but I guess it's okay
to say it to others.
- How many did you want? I'll get 100.
- A hundred?
Well, I guess I'll take...
Mona?
I'm not sure
about the whole card thing.
Really? Why not?
Sending out a holiday card together?
I just don't know
if we're really quite there yet.
I didn't think of it that way.
You're right.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes.
Where are we?
You know, where are we?
Where is this relationship going?
I love spending time with you.
I just hope we're moving forward.
We should talk about that,
don't you think?
Let's do the card!
- What?
- The card! I think we're there!
Okay. But I still think
we should have this talk.
Really?
Even with the card?
Dr. Long can't be here today,
so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Okay.
Can I ask you a question?
Was it me, or was the guy
who took my blood sample really cute?
You know who I'm talking about?
Bowl haircut, hairy fingers?
- Hi, Rachel? I'm Dr. Schiff.
- Yes,