turkey.
- What?
- Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
- Phoebe!
- Turkeys are intelligent animals.
No, they're not! They're ugly
and stupid and delicious!
It's not just Phoebe. Chandler doesn't
eat Thanksgiving food...
...and Rachel has
her poultry aversion.
I had to leave when you had
that chicken.
I thought that was because
I put it on my hand and made it walk.
It's not worth it to make
a whole turkey. It's a lot of work.
But you gotta have turkey!
Thanksgiving with no turkey is like
Fourth of July with no pie.
Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Fine. But there's gonna
be a ton left over.
No, I will finish that turkey.
You can eat almost an entire turkey
in one sitting?
That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani!
This is what we do.
We may not be great
thinkers or world leaders...
...we don't read a lot or run fast,
but damn it, we can eat!
The One With the Rumor
Four wide receivers. On third and 18.
Isn't it weird how next year
there will be a baby at the table?
Rachel's. But good to know
where you're at.
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You too!
- Can I help?
- Yes.
Chandler usually helps
but he's into the game.
Could you fold these napkins?
I'm gonna go check on the yams.
No, sweetie. No, not like that.
We're not at a barn dance.
Fold them like swans.
I showed you at Christmas.
Yeah, it all just came
screaming back to me.
- So how's the game?
- I have no idea.
- What?
- I'm pretending to watch...
...so I don't have to help out.
I don't believe you!
That is brilliant!
- And Monica has no idea?
- No. I just yell stuff at the TV.
'Ey! What? 'Ey!
- Your team winning?
- Anderson just scored again.
There is no Anderson.
I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon?
I can't help you.
I didn't realize this game was on.
- You like football?
- Normally, I don't.
But, you know, Green Bay is playing.
- You like Green Bay?
- It's only my favorite bay.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Will, I'm so glad that you came.
You must've lost...
150 pounds. I'll be on one of those
Subway commercials.
- A pie!
- It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy.
- It's no good. Throw it out.
- Meet some people.
This is my husband, Chandler.
This is Will.
Oh, hey. I'd shake your hand
but I'm really into the game.
Plus, it'd be better for my ego
if we didn't stand together.
- This is Phoebe.
- Hi.
Hey. Wow!
Well done.
- Wanna give me a hand?
- I can't get over how great you look.
- You too. You're so fit.
- I'm watching but I'm not deaf.
- I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
- Great, I love Ross.
Good. And Rachel Greene too.
- Is there a problem?
- No. It's okay.
It's just... God, I hated her.
- What?
- I hated her.
She was horrible to me in high school.
But hey, that was a long time ago.
Might be fun to see her again.
Got any cakes or cookies
or something?
No, Will! No!
It's been a while since we screamed.
- Oh, okay. No!
- Come on!
Damn you, ref! You burn in hell!
What are you doing?
You've got an entire turkey to eat.
Let me explain to you how
the human body works.
I have to warm up my stomach first.
- Eating chips is like stretching.
- Okay.
- Tribbianis never get full.
- I'm here to tell you something.
You can eat and eat, but nothing
will ever fill that void.
- Who the hell is this guy?
- This is Will, from high school.
- Will!
- Ross!
Hey, you came! Man, you
look incredible! Hot stuff!
- Hot stuff?
- It's good to see you, man.
Yeah. You too. So, what are you up to?
- I'm a commodities broker.
- That sounds interesting.
- Yeah, it's not.
- Oh.
- But I'm rich and thin.
- Oh.
I haven't seen you since
Lance Davis' graduation party.
That was such a fun night.
Would've been good if we had
gotten in, but still fun.
We were lame. Do you remember
how into dinosaurs we were?
- Yeah.
- So, what do you do now?
So how long are you in town?
- Hi.
- Hey, sweetie. Oh, good.
Rachel Greene.
Oh, that's right.
Are you gonna be okay?
Oh, I'll be fine. It's