think I just did.
And here it comes again. Shut up!
No, I got it. I'm good. I got it.
Wait, I had one more thing to say.
Right. Shut up.
You're a mean old woman.
Wait! Shut... Don't cry!
Let me get my checkbook!
You don't have to do this. The
strength inside you means the most.
You're loyal, you're honest
and you have integrity.
That's the strength I want in a man.
That means nothing to me. Come on!
- Hi, liar.
- Hey.
He's marrying you because he thinks
the things you were saying were true.
- They could be true.
- But they're not.
It's a fine line.
- Why are you lying?
- I don't know.
He did this stuff, I said I did it
too. He got so excited, it was fun.
It's a disgusting habit,
and I want you to quit now!
She's helped so many people quit.
We'd better get going.
- You have a church group meeting.
- Right.
- It was nice meeting you.
- You too.
And, Ursula, it was really nice
meeting you tonight!
Come on! Bunny versus Doodie.
We're waiting!
Okay, guys. One match,
winner take all.
Wait. What does the winner get?
- Pride.
- And dignity.
Okay, if you say so.
All right, ready, set, go!
- Come on!
- Come on!
- Wow, they're both really strong.
- Or equally weak.
Oh, God. Chandler's making
his sex face.
- So you getting tired?
- No. I could do this all day.
Yeah. Me too.
- Getting a little tired, though.
- God, I'm exhausted.
This is starting to look bad for me,
okay? Mona's standing right there.
She's talking to Joey!
You've got to let me win!
Let me win.
My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
At least you have a wife.
I get divorces and knock people up.
And I'm dressed as doodie.
- You're Spud-nik.
- Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.
Please? She's watching.
- Fine.
- Thanks.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah!
My hero!
You're a weird lady.
Ursula said she left her purse.
What a relief. It has the numbers
for her prayer chain.
I'm sure it does.
Guess I'll see you at the wedding.
I don't think I'm gonna make it
to the wedding.
- I wish you all the luck in the world.
- We'll be okay.
It's so perfect,
and she's been saving herself for me.
- I can't let you do this. She's lying.
- What?
She is lying. And I bet
I could prove it. Excuse me.
Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain.
But what looks like a detailed drawing
of a bank floor plan.
Here's the name tag from
where she works as a waitress.
Not a teacher, a waitress.
Here, she always lies about this.
- How old did she say she was?
- She told me she was 25.
I almost don't want to show you.
Just remember, I'm a minute younger.
I am so stupid.
Of course she's not a teacher.
There's no such thing as a "Top Secret
School for the Children of Spies."
No, you're not stupid.
I'm not smart.
I just wanted so much
to be impulsive for once.
- To be romantic.
- Good.
You should be impulsive and romantic.
You did it with the wrong person.
- What?
- It's weird, two people look so alike.
And so different.
Eric! Let's go!
- Better go deal with it.
- Yeah, you should.
Hurry up! I gotta pray!
I had to give the kid
50 bucks to stop crying.
That's not bad.
I also had to go to a few houses
as his girlfriend.
I am awful with children.
You're good with kids.
They're just crazy on Halloween.
They're all greedy,
hopped up on sugar.
- That's all it is?
- Absolutely.
Halloween is the worst. Except
for Christmas. And their birthdays.
They get crazy during the summer too.
And any time they're
hungry or sleepy.
Kids are tough.
Good luck with that.
Look, I'm sorry you lost.
I got a secret for you.
I let him win.
Was that a secret, or a lie?
- No, I let him... Ross?
- Yeah?
Would you tell her
I let you win, please?
Chandler "let me win."
No, Chandler's really strong.
My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?
I am strong. I'll show you.
Chandler, please.
What's the matter? Scared?
Let's go, big bunny!
One, two, three. Go!
I'm gonna kill myself!
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