There.
- What are you?
- There's no name for it.
I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.
- No, I meant your costume.
- I'm a solar system.
My second graders helped.
- I love the second grade.
- Really?
It's much better than first grade,
and definitely better than third.
With all the politics
and the mind games.
- So, what do you do?
- I'm a masseuse, by day.
- You don't have to stay with me.
- I'm having fun.
- I'm excited for you and Ursula.
- I feel very lucky. She's great.
- She's the most beautiful woman ever.
- Thank you.
- Hey, Joey?
- Yeah?
- You read comic books, right?
- Exclusively.
Who would win in a fight,
Catwoman or Supergirl?
- Catwoman, hands down.
- Yeah.
Between you and Phoebe?
I'd give Phoebe the edge.
- What? Really?
- You kidding?
Phoebe lived on the street, okay?
Plus, she's got a crazy temper.
She's not right behind me, is she?
- No, you're fine.
- Okay.
- Could I take Rachel?
- I'm not sure.
What? Come on, I am tough!
Punch me here, as hard as you can!
Relax. Why are you so serious?
It doesn't matter.
Really? What if I told you
Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
I would say, "Woman, please."
Ursula's fiancй is really sweet.
He's a teacher,
he does volunteer work.
Normally, I don't like sweaty guys.
But I could just mop him up.
- Oh, my God, Phoebe?
- What?
- You're getting a crush on him.
- No, I'm not, you are!
Here comes the temper.
Trick or treat.
Know what? We're out of candy.
But someone went for more.
And I've been giving out money,
but I'm out of that too.
- Can I write you a check?
- Okay.
- Okay. What's your name?
- Lelani Mayolanofavich.
Okay, I'm just gonna write this out
to "cash."
- Hi.
- Hi, Mona.
Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was
hoping you'd be a slutty nurse.
Actually, I'm just a nurse.
You'd think that would embarrass me,
but I'm maxed out.
- You made it.
- Wait.
- You're a potato?
- Well, I'm a spud...?
- And the antenna... You're Spud-nik!
- Yes!
Marry her.
Here's a good one. Who'd win
a fight between Ross and Chandler?
I can't. Chandler's my husband.
- So Ross?
- Yeah.
- Hey, beautiful.
- Hello, handsome.
Oh, God.
Look at you two.
When did you guys meet?
- Two weeks ago.
- That's it?
I know. It sounds crazy,
and I'm not impulsive, but...
...we have so much in common.
- Oh, really?
We're both teachers.
- And we were both in the Peace Corps.
- Peace Corps, really?
When we were building in Uruguay,
we were two towns apart and never met.
Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got
there, but it was a town when I left.
- Shall we get me really drunk?
- Sure.
Howdy, doodie.
That's funny, yeah.
You're the funniest man here in a
bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Relax, man. You're looking
a little "flushed."
- Our question might get answered.
- What question?
Who could kick whose ass in a fight,
you or Ross?
- There's no question.
- So you think Ross too?
- You picked Ross?
- Ross is strong.
He's the strongest out of all three
of you. Except for Joey.
- I can't believe you didn't pick me.
- She's right. I am stronger.
I would destroy you.
Really? You think you're stronger?
Why don't you prove it?
I'll prove it like a theorem!
All right! Stop it!
Stop! No one's gonna fight.
People came to see a fight,
let's give them one!
- You guys could arm-wrestle.
- Listen to the slutty nurse.
- You're going down.
- Oh, yeah? You're going downtown!
Seriously, guys, the trash talk
is embarrassing.
Gunther, you brought candy.
Thank you so much.
- You are so sweet.
- Really?
You are gonna make some man
the luckiest guy in the world.
- Got to go.
- Trick or treat.
Hi! Wow! There you go.
My friend Lewis told me
you were giving out money.
We were, but now we've got candy.
I'd rather have the money.
That's not your choice.
Happy Halloween!
This isn't fair.
Is it fair that you put on a cape
and get stuff?
Shut up!
You shut up!
- You can't tell me to shut up.
- I