believe this is happening.
- What do you mean?
I thought when I had another kid,
it'd be different.
I love Ben. But every time
I drop him off at Carol and Susan's...
...it breaks my heart a little.
I've always had this picture
of me and my next wife in bed...
...my kid comes running in, leaps up
on the bed and we all read the paper.
Maybe fight over the science section.
- That's nice. You can still have that.
- No. Rachel's out with some guy.
My baby went with her.
If anything, that picture
keeps moving further away.
Hey, can I ask you something?
In this picture of you and your wife,
is your wife Rachel?
It used to be.
Now she doesn't really have a face.
Smokin' body, though.
Good call. But the face, Ross,
the face isn't Rachel.
No. But how much easier would it be
if it were?
That's not what she wants.
I know. And I can't force myself
to fall in love with her.
Ross, maybe you need a new picture.
It won't be what you thought.
But no matter what...
...there's gonna be
a brand-new little baby. Your baby.
Who cares what the picture looks like?
Let's you and me go out
and have some fun.
Whatever you want. Come on.
- We can catch that Ukrainian film.
- No, I said fun.
- Hey, Toby?
- Hey, Bobby.
It's Bob, actually.
You work up here. Where's
Chandler Bing's office?
Yeah, it's right...
Right there.
Let me ask you, why?
I wanna talk to that bastard,
see what his problem is.
I'm the reason you didn't get the job.
- Toby, don't.
- Bob.
Toby, I'm not gonna let you cover
for him.
Anything you say will just get me
more upset with Chandler.
That puts me
in a difficult position.
- Is everything okay?
- That depends.
- How are you and Phoebe?
- Great. Thanks for introducing us.
My pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.
- Phoebe!
- Monica!
- You're fired!
- I'm breaking up with you!
I'm breaking up with you.
- You're fired.
- Why?
I'm sorry. I'm not ready
for a relationship right now.
I'm sorry too.
But I like things done a certain way.
- The chemistry's just not right.
- The chemistry thing for us too.
Wow. Okay.
I realize I came on a little strong.
It's because I think you're amazing.
I wanna tell you how much I appreciate
you giving me an opportunity.
You're the most talented chef
I've ever worked for.
Anyway...
- Tim, wait.
- Yeah?
I spoke too quickly. There's
a learning curve with this job.
Maybe we could try it again.
Thank you so much.
I know I can be better.
And Tim, I just want to say
good luck here.
- Hello.
- Hi.
How was the date?
I'm alone and I just bought $ 15 worth
of candy bars. What do you think?
- What happened?
- I told him I was pregnant.
- He didn't take it so well?
- Well, better than you.
- But still not what you want.
- Oh?
Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery.
Then he said:
"I hear those hemorrhoids
are a bitch."
- He sounds swell.
- Doesn't he?
You want a little cheering up?
Sit down.
Guess whose middle name is Muriel?
Chandler M. Bing.
Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry about your date.
- It's all right.
I guess I'm just done
with the dating thing.
Just one more thing in my life
that's completely different.
- This is hard.
- Yeah, I know.
On the other hand, in seven months
you're gonna have something...
...that you're gonna love more than
any guy you've ever gone out with.
Just wait.
Wait until the first time
your baby grabs your finger.
You have no idea.
Thanks, sweetie.
- You wanna grab some coffee?
- No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars.
- I thought I cheered you up.
- You did. There are 20 in here.
- Good night.
- Good night.
Ross? Hey, it's Mona.
From the wedding.
- Oh, hi!
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm good, except you owe me a dance.
That's right. Well, would you be
interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?
Oh, you're serious. Sure.
Great. Well...
- I think I need another cup of coffee.
- Sure, let me get it for you.
Bob?
Bob!
- What the hell are you doing?
- This is