in WWI? - Mexico? - Yes. Very good. - Hey, Joey. We're ready. - Yeah, me too. Richard, we're ready for you. Joey Tribbiani, Richard Crosby is playing Vincent. - I'm acting with you? - Nice to meet you. I can't believe this. Incredible. You just won an Oscar. No, I didn't. I think you did. I think I lost, three times. - Cookie? Would you...? - No. We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit. - Can you guys run it a couple times? - Yeah, sure. All right. Let's do it. And... action! - We have to find the platoon! - Forget it, the platoon is gone! - What? - Platoon's dead! Face facts, Tony! What'll we do? We have no reinforcements or food. There's food in the basement. Potatoes and some pasta. Hang on. Joey, you keep touching your face. Something wrong? No. I thought it might be a cool character thing. He's a face toucher. I don't think so. Let's take it back to Richard's last lines. Action! No weapons, but we still have food. Potatoes, pasta... ...and a few tins of tuna! Honey, we gotta go! Here's a question you never want to ask: Can my dad borrow one of your pearl necklaces? Did he say what kind of neckline he's wearing? No. I just met him once, but I'm guessing... ...plunging? He is more of a if-you've-got-it- flaunt-it kind of father. Let me see if Rachel has anything. Yes, include more people. Do you realize that tomorrow we're gonna be getting married? I have a date tomorrow night. - I can't believe we made it. - Don't sound so surprised. I'm sorry, but... . - Nothing. - What? Well, honestly? Ever since we got engaged... ...I've waited for you to flip out. Honestly? Me too. - Really? - Yeah. I think that something will come up and I'll... ...go all Chandler. - But nothing has. - I'm so glad. Thank you for staying so calm during this. It's made me stay calm. I could've been worse. I'll be right there. Before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler. But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing. Please leave a message for... the Bings! Maureen! - This is my cousin, Maureen. - We're the Bings. Hi! You guys look so beautiful. Mr. And Mrs. Bing! Wow, Monica. So you know, I had my older-brother talk with Chandler. What is that? I told him that if he ever hurt you... ...I would hunt him down and kick his ass. What is the matter with everybody? I'm serious. I would kick his ass! Ross, please, my makeup! - Chandler. - Mom. Thanks for wearing... something. This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up too much for this. Just think, soon there will be lots of little Bings. I can't believe I'm going back to get spit on again. You're lucky, the people who spit on you are famous. - Who spits on you? - I don't want to talk about work. Mrs. Bing? These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller. - It's lovely to meet you. - Are you his mother or father? Jack! What? I've never seen one before. Dad, there's Ross. Go talk to him. I wasn't even able to act like I'm okay with it. Hello, all. Hi... Dad. Hi, Mr. Bing. - Nora. - Charles. - It's so great to see you both here. - Yes. Although we may be seeing too much of some people. Aren't you too old to wear a dress like that? Don't you have too much penis to wear a dress like that? Oh, my God. Of course you can kick his ass, son. You could kick anyone's ass you want to. Thanks, you guys. - Rach, Rach? - Yeah? Talk to Chandler's dad and keep him away from Chandler's mom. - What's he look like? - A man in a black dress. I'm Rachel, a friend of Monica and Chandler's. - I'm Amanda. - Oh, I get it. "A man, duh! " Could I have your attention? - I'm Ross Geller. - Dr. Ross Geller. Dad, please. As I was saying... ...I'm Dr. Ross Geller. And I'm the best man. This marriage is doubly special for me... ...because not only is the groom my best friend... ...but the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Украинская рапсодия на английском - текст Отныне и во веки веков на английском - текст Ночной Дозор на английском - текст Проверка на дорогах на английском - текст Вертикаль на английском |