007 has a fancy car. - Batman has the Batmobile. - 007 gets all the ladies. - Batman has Robin. We get ESPN, right? How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I'll make you a martini? I don't like martinis. - A Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw? - Yum. I know the invitation says 6 p.m. But does that mean get there at 6, or the show starts at 6? The show? Right, the wedding. Gotcha. But weddings start a little late, right? Have you ever been to one of my weddings? Well, it's the same day as my niece's christening... ...and I want my parents to see me. My part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show... Wedding. The wedding starts at 6. Okay. I totally hear you. How about this? I vamp till they get there. You'll "vamp"? Like warm up the crowd. Ask where they're from. In Joey Tribbianni, you get a minister and an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer." There's no one better. There's no one greater. How can you not remember us kissing? I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened. Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling. Our coconuts kept knocking together. Somewhere Joey's head is exploding. I don't want to make you uncomfortable... ...but I told Phoebe it happened, and she doesn't believe me. I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought it happened, I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping. It's okay, you don't have to do this. I believe you. If you say you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa. - Thank you, Phoebe. - Okay. - But she didn't. - I know. You carry that around? I find it to be something of a conversation piece. - Between you and...? - Gunther. Why don't we put them on? Get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together. I would, but my pants are a little tight. A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things. I was looking forward to wearing our celebrity tuxes together. - So you're not gonna be wearing yours? - Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux! Let me try it on. Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there. Holy double-vented comfort, Batman! What's this? An invitation to the At First Sight premiere? Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman. He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy. Let me see that. Oh, man. The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell. Can I talk to you guys for a second? I give up. Whatever you want, you can have it. You want to sing a song or do a dance? You want your mom at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care. I just want to thank you guys for what you did for my parents. They're so happy to be a part of your special day. Tell them we're glad they're coming. I will. Oh, check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! I wear it like this when I marry you guys. And then this... ...is for party time. It happened. I am telling you it happened. It was great meeting you. And, Rachel? I don't think I'll be calling you because... ...you know, you've gotten weird. Take care, you guys. Wait a minute. Okay, look. That night was the one wild thing I've ever done in my life. I won't let you take it away. So if you don't remember that, maybe you'll remember this... . Oh, my God. You love me. What? Of course I remember. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knocking together... . I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't think you'd return my love... . Look who's being suddenly shy. You have to feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. I'm just a good kisser. Shut up. I'm sorry. You don't have to be sorry. I'm obviously kidding. I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her. I don't hear coconuts banging together. I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. A kiss goodbye? No? Okay. I mean, I had no ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Лучшие друзья на английском - текст Серп и молот на английском - текст Сволочи на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Сокровища агры на английском - текст Повелители вселенной на английском |