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Well... Joe, I love Phoebe.

She's the single most important thing in my life.

I'd die before I'd let anything happen to her.

That's what I wanted to hear, because she's family, okay?

And now you're gonna be family,

and there's nothing more important in the whole world than family.

That must have been one lousy movie.

That was me!
 

Hi.

Hey. Can I talk to you about this groomsman thing?

If you pick Ross, you know, he'll walk you down the aisle just fine,

but if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy.

Even so...

I think I'm going to pick Ross.

Let me tell you why you need to pick me.

Okay.

see, when I was a kid, you know, I was always left out of everything,

you know, and it really made me feel... insecure, you know.

I was always picked last in gym,

even behind that big, fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball.

I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third.

Anyway, if I'm the only one left out of this wedding,

I just know that all those feelings are going to come rushing back.

All right, fine, I pick you.
/Y-y-yes!

Make groom for Chandler.

Oh, my.

No, we're gonna do it my way.

Because your way is stupid.

All right, I gotta go. I have another call, Reverend.

Hello.

I'm glad we had this little talk.

Yes. Yeah, and thanks for all the wedding night advice.

That didn't make me uncomfortable at all.

All right, and so I-I'll see everybody tonight.

Okay.
/Bye.

Uh, did you guys know that there's a giant ice sculpture in the hall?

Oh, my god, what's it doing here?

I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address.

Oh! What a pickle.

My god. Everything's such a mess.Why is this happening to me?!

How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that?
 

How's it going?
/Good.

I'm just getting some coffee so I'm alert for the wedding.

That's what I was doing, too.

Well, uh... you have fun tonight.
/You, too.
/Oh, I will.

Me, too.

Wait a minute. I know why I'm being such an ass. Why are you?

I'm not supposed to tell you.

I'm not supposed to tell YOU.

You told us both we could be in the wedding?




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