boys. This ride's closing.
Oh, and Chandler and I have the stupid
college alone night thing.
I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
Seriously?
Yeahuh!?
Ross and I always wanna be Donny and Marie.
You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler.
Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Oh, that's right. I blocked that out.
- I'm a little bit country.
- And I'm a little bit Rock & Roll.
I'm leaving you.
Friends*1011 THE STRIPPER CRIES
English Subtitle: Цмі¤Хч cz_z@sina
So we have to see all these people again.
Oh my god, look, that is Jeffrey Claric.
Who?
He was roommates with John Rusolf.
He went out with Andria Tembrino.
She dumped him for Michael Sklauf.
Did I go to this school?
Hey there's Missey Golberg, you gotta remember her.
Sure, nice.
Dude, you married to my sister.
You're right. By saying nice, I'm virtually licking her.
Hey, I hear she's single again.
You think should I ask her out?
Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Yes, please.
Hey.
Check out the flyers for the band.
I made them on a Macintosh in the computer room.
Awesome! The name really stands out.
Thanks to a little sth called Helvetic ball 24 point.
Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Missey.
You know, our band is playing on Friday.
Yeah, you should come and check us out.
We call it "Way, No Way".
- No way.
- Way!
Great, I'll be there.
- She's gone.
- I know it.
You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.
Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
I said it first, bro.
Well, I thought it first, homes.
Look, if you date...
Wait, what are we doing?
What we have is too important to mess up with some girl...
I mean, we can get laid any time we want.
Totally.
I had sex in high school.
Me, too. I'm good at it.
Alright, I say we make a pact,
neither of us will go out with Missey Golberg.
You got it.
Alright, so that's Missey Golberg, Phoebe Kate and Molly Ringwalt, neither of us can go out with 'em
Those are the pact.
Oh, and Shina Easten, we probably couldn't get her anyway.
Well, not you.
Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.
Thank you.
Alright, here I go.
Hey, remember how scary you used to be
going up to girls in college?
- Your hands are shaking.
- I know, I can't stop sweating.
5, 4, 3, applause.
Welcome, it is Soup Opra Week here on PYRAMID.
Let's meet our contestants.
First, Jean Lester, is a database specialist.
He's gonna be playing with
"Days of Our Lives" star, Joey Tribbiani.
Sir, I know it can be intimidating for regular people
to be around celebrities.
But, relax, I'm just like you. Only better looking and richer.
...should be playing wih the star of "General Hospital", Lesley Charlson.
Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you!
Let's play PYRAMID, alright?
We flipped the coin before the show.
Jean, you won the toss, so you're gonna start.
- Which category would you like?
- I'll take "You Cross The Line".
"You Cross The Line".
Joey, discribe for Jean these things that have lines.
Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.
Ready? Go.
Uh, Ok, it's a store like a supermarket... Oh!
I see what I did, ok?
Uh, I'm writing in my...
Diary.
No, more like a notebook. Oh, dammit.
Oh, if I'm building a house,
the plan isn't called the schmooprint.
Can't do that either?
In high school, I once had sex with a girl
right in the middle of the...
Cafeteria.
Yeah, but that's not what they are looking for.
You did so much for this.
Oh, you like it?
Oh my god, it's also elegant.
When is the dirty stuff starting?
What?
You know, the strippers and the guys dancing,
and you know, PPs flying about.
Phoebs, I, I... There isn't gonna be any flying about.
We actually thought we're a little too mature for
stuff like that.
Ok.
I see what you're doing, that's fine.
This is all there is, just tea, ok.
Mmh, raunchy.
Seriously, Phoebs, this is not gonna be that kind of a party.
Really? So this is my big