sloppy!
Alright, Emma's napping. What happened to your shirt?
I got mugged, and they stole my pocket.
Rach, we are just trying to figure out an excuse.
Oh, think this, we can say that Monica told us it is five o'clock, not four o'clock, so we arrived on time!
Or,
We can place PCP in the apartment and cups in the corner!
It would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
You can just say that she said it was five oclock and we are just causal, we are not late and we are on time!
We know you are out there.
Where do you think it's from?
Oh god, it is bad, it is so bad!
Well, let's just go in there and face them.
I am not going in first. The face that angry Monica has will just make me crazy.
I hate that thing, it's like a "Boddle Lightening."
Hey, I have an idea, we play Rock-Paper-Scissors and the loser's going in first!
Okay, okay, I am ready.
Ready?
Ah, I win!
What is that?
That's fire, beats everything!
Oh, really? Does it beat a water ballon?
Well-played, Phoebe, well played.
Well, okay okay, let just go in at the same time!
Okay.
It's locked!
Sure, now they locked it. But when they are in the couch waiting for sex, they just say, oh, coming, my body is surprisingly hurry!
Alright, come on. How are you guys? We are so sorry that we are late, please let us in thus we can have dinner together.
No, everthing is cold, the turkey has dried out and the stuffings are saggy.
Yah, and the bowl of cranberry sauce is....
What happened with the cranberry sauce?
Nothing, it's fine.
Oh, thank god.
Come on, you guys, we are sorry, our car broke down.
It's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand!
I've told you to take it off!
You guys, it doesn't matter whether we are late, we are all here and just let us come in and have the delicious turkey!
I dream of that piece, it isn't that?
That's all the turkey you'll gonna get!
How are we going to decide who get this?
Water balloon!
What are we gonna do, I am starving!
Oh yes! I just remember some thing we can eat, Monica has left something in the oven this morning!
Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry!
Guys, listen to me, the veins are bigger than what I have ever seen!
Oh my god it is brussel srouts!
What's that, it's no food!
Ah-huh, are you guys think Monica's stinky sprouts?
Stinky?
Please let me stay on this side of the door!
Oh, I know, I still have my old key!
We can just unlock the door!
I don't think that is a good idea, they clearly don't want to be with us.
You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but on Thanksgiving, we should-not-be-together should be together!
Let's just get in and make a face-to-face apology, look into my eyes, and they will forgive us.
I don't know.
I'm telling you.
I can do it.
Yeh, you can do it.
No.
Ah, they look so beautiful!
The turkey, the stuffing,
The cranberries?
Enough, a monkey could make them!
Hey, listen guys, we feel realy terrible,
He's doing that weird eye-contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him.
Come on, you guys, we want you to know that we are very, very sorry....
Right guys??
I feel terrible, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Don't let us ruin this day, you worked so hard! Let's move pass it and have some nice meal together!
The floating heads still make it a good point.
Yeah, they do seems that they feel pretty bad.
So bad, so bad, so bad.
Okay, you two, go get the dessert, and I'll let you in.
Dessert?
Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?
Pies? Ah we thought you said "prize"?
Here!
Grand Super Little Darling?
Congratulations!
Oh my god, you forgot the pies? Well, I can't believe this! You forced me to make dinner, and you are one hour late and you forgot the one little thing I asked you to do!
Really, girls are cool.
Well, are you man heads any better? You lied about going to the game, you know it will make you late and you still wend anyway.
I get a little tired, we said we are