over your silly fears
{20663}{20716}Alright, fine! I'll do it! | Good
{20716}{20748}If you hold the spider.
{20748}{20814}What? Where? Where?
{20814}{20879}"IF" you hold a spider.
{20879}{20937}I know
{21084}{21127}Guys, is everything okay?
{21127}{21208}It's me, Joey! | Ah ah~
{21208}{21298}A.....doption!
{21298}{21329}What's going on?
{21329}{21486}Oh, just like I said,  that crazy.... Bert roaming the halls
{21498}{21571}Guys | Keep on roaming, Bert!
{21571}{21656}We don't want any crazy today!
{21656}{21681}What's going on?
{21681}{21773}We'll talk to you later, Bert. Everything's fine!
{21773}{21840}Everything doesn't sound fine.
{21840}{21879}Is he alright out there by himself?
{21879}{21972}Oh, yeah. He has a caretaker, his older brother.
{21972}{22028}Ernie
{22064}{22098}Bert and Ernie?
{22098}{22179}You can't make this stuff up!
{22202}{22239}You never told me about that guy
{22239}{22309}On your sweet sixteen? Oh, I'm sorry about that.
{22309}{22420}Oh, it ended okay. One of my friends shot him
{22438}{22497}Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding.
{22497}{22525}I mean you deserve that.
{22525}{22636}Yeah, I really do, you know?|I had nothing growing up.
{22678}{22742}Just like the kids I took the money from.
{22742}{22783}No, no, no.
{22783}{22869}I see where this is going.|Don't make me go back there.
{22885}{22993}Look, I can't have a wedding|with this money now. It's tainted
{23006}{23049}Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
{23049}{23106}And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time,
{23106}{23219}my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really~ long time.
{23236}{23327}Well, I must say this seems like|a lovely environment to raise a child in
{23327}{23396}Oh, by the way, you're more than welcome|to look under any of the furniture
{23396}{23499}because, believe me, you won't find|any porn or cigarettes under there.
{23499}{23611}Oh, actually, before we look around,|let me make sure I have everything I need up to here.
{23751}{23826}Why don't I show you the baby's room?
{23937}{23961}What the hell are you doing?
{23961}{24010}Well, you wouldn't let me in|so I thought you were in trouble!
{24010}{24036}Well, we're not!
{24036}{24110}But you called me Bert!
{24110}{24189}That's our code word for danger!
{24189}{24287}We don't have a code word! | We don't?
{24287}{24336}We really should
{24336}{24426}From now on, Bert will be our code word for danger.
{24426}{24502}So that was the baby's room
{24525}{24565}Ah, what room should we see next?
{24565}{24644}Any room that isn't behind this couch.
{24693}{24786}Some people don't get him|but I think he's really funny.
{24941}{25026}I did not care for that
{25026}{25058}You have to get out of here!
{25058}{25123}You slept with our social worker|and you never called her back!
{25123}{25180}And she is still pissed so she can't see you!
{25180}{25219}Oh, well, okay, okay
{25296}{25307}What?
{25307}{25362}I forgot my bat.
{25431}{25480}Oh my God!
{25480}{25637}And for the last time,|we do not want to be friends with you!
{25637}{25723}And we don't want to buy your bat!
{25739}{25785}What are you doing here?
{25785}{25868}Bert, Bert, Bert.
{25937}{25968}Are you friends with him?
{25968}{26023}I can explain
{26037}{26084}Joey.
{26103}{26167}Ah, okay, uh,...
{26188}{26241}Oh, yeah.
{26241}{26337}You have got some nerve coming back here
{26358}{26393}I can't believe you never called me!
{26393}{26418}Excuse me?
{26418}{26453}Oh, yeah.
{26453}{26487}Probably you don't even remember my name!
{26487}{26526}It's Joey, by the way.
{26526}{26593}And don't bother telling me yours|because I totally remember it
{26593}{26668}Lady
{26696}{26739}Yeah. I waited weeks for you to call me
{26739}{26789}I gave you my number. You never called me.
{26789}{26857}No, don't try to turn this around on me, okay?
{26857}{26955}I am not some kind of.... social work, okay?
{26955}{27060}that you can just ....do
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