I'm sorry. I am.
{15164}{15212}But you know this wedding's|just really important to me
{15212}{15251}Hey, it's none of my business
{15251}{15306}Besides, this is probably a good thing
{15306}{15433}We've really been spoiling the children|with all the food and warm clothing
{15433}{15471}That's not fair!
{15471}{15551}A person's wedding is important|and it's especially to me!
{15551}{15649}Okay? I, I didn't have a graduation party|and I didn't go to prom.
{15649}{15745}And I, and I spent my sweet 16|being chased around a tire yard
{15745}{15919}by an ...escaped mental patient,|who, in his own words, "wanted to kill me" or whatever.
{15919}{15988}So I deserve a real celebration.
{15988}{16159}And, and I'm, I'm not going to let some sweaty little man|make me feel badly about it.
{16198}{16308}She could've been talking about either one of us
{16413}{16478}Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.
{16478}{16560}Hi, I'm Monica and this is Chandler | Hi
{16560}{16610}Please come in | Thank you
{16610}{16642}Would you like something to drink?
{16642}{16673}Oh, water would be fine.
{16673}{16752}Okay, great. I'm so glad that you are here
{16752}{16815}We're really excited about getting this process started
{16815}{16890}Because we love kids|Love 'em to death
{16890}{16976}Well, not actually to death.|That's just a figure of speech
{16976}{17058}We love kids the appropriate amount
{17066}{17149}As allowed by law
{17167}{17200}Your place is just lovely
{17200}{17228}Ah, thank you
{17228}{17319}Yes, this building does have|a wholesome family feel to it
{17319}{17385}You know, I, I feel like I've been here before
{17385}{17435}Are any other couples in the building adopting?
{17435}{17481}Is that that couple on the first floor?
{17481}{17548}Because we should get a baby before them!
{17548}{17627}That guy tried to sell me drugs!
{17627}{17727}But other than that,|wholesome, wholesome building
{17741}{17767}Oh
{17767}{17792}What?
{17792}{17862}I just realized why I remember this place
{17862}{17891}Really? What is it?
{17891}{17952}Oh, it's nothing.|I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building
{17952}{18012}and it didn't end very well
{18012}{18090}Ugh, that wouldn't by any chance|be Joey Tribbiani.
{18090}{18118}Oh, yes!
{18118}{18185}Of course it was.
{18185}{18232}Yeah, we had a really great night and
{18232}{18288}in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't
{18288}{18371}Rat Bastard!
{18381}{18403}So you're not friends with him?
{18403}{18473}Oh, God, no! | No, no, no, no.
{18473}{18614}No! Nope...... | No, no, no,no....
{18681}{18731}Well, I'm sorry I brought it up
{18731}{18819}So, are either one of you planning on|staying at home with the child?
{18819}{18863}Hello
{18878}{18944}Anybody in there ordered a celebrity?
{18944}{19003}Ow!
{19015}{19049}What was that?
{19049}{19135}Oh, that's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here
{19135}{19215}He's great with kids though
{19331}{19389}Oh, God, Ross. Oh my God! Are you okay?
{19389}{19455}Son of a bitch!
{19528}{19627}Oh, relax ! I didn't say the F  word.
{19642}{19719}Ross, see, I told you the swings are evil!
{19719}{19743}Alright. That is it!
{19743}{19832}That is the last time Emma is getting on|one of those things for her entire life
{19832}{19872}No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
{19872}{19935}It wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault.
{19935}{20016}And kind of that kid's fault
{20016}{20084}who is still laughing.  Nice
{20084}{20163}Ross, come on, please. Can we just get out of here|before somebody else gets hurt?
{20163}{20220}No, wait, okay, okay. I have an idea.
{20220}{20268}I want you to get on the swing, okay?
{20268}{20367}And, and you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
{20400}{20457}I know what this is all about.
{20469}{20554}You've always been jealous of my hair
{20554}{20607}Loook, I just think you're an adult, okay?
{20607}{20663}And you, you should get