people know a celebrity
{3502}{3539}"Little people"?
{3539}{3601}"Celebrity"!
{3611}{3654}Okay, so I think I'm just about done here, um,
{3654}{3779}unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere|like porn or cigarettes?
{3779}{3834}What?
{3847}{3874}No!
{3874}{3918}Chandler
{3979}{4051}I don't and I'm offended by the insinuation
{4051}{4132}Okay, so there's not a magazine under the couch
{4132}{4211}or a pack of cigarettes taped|to the back of the toilet tank.
{4211}{4290}or a filthy video in the VCR
{4302}{4337}I admit to the cigaretts and the magazine
{4337}{4387}but that tape is not mine
{4387}{4420}Well, it isn't mine!
{4420}{4502}I guess we'll never know whose it is
{4674}{4699}May I help you?
{4699}{4789}Yes, we're here to make a|rather sizable donation to the children
{4789}{4857}Well, any contribution large or small|is always appreciated
{4857}{4946}Well, I think you're going to appreciate|the crap out of this one
{4946}{4987}Well, this is very generous
{4987}{5027}And we don't want any recognition
{5027}{5065}This is completely anonymous
{5065}{5131}Completely anonymous.|From two kind strangers
{5131}{5233}Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay
{5233}{5282}Well, if you like, we can include|your names on our newsletter
{5282}{5389}-Not necessary|-Buffay is spelled B-u-f-f-a-y
{5389}{5485}And X is spelled Mike Hannigan
{5501}{5572}Alright, well, on behalf of the children,|thank you both very much
{5572}{5611}Sure, I'm so glad we did this
{5611}{5635}It feels so good
{5635}{5687}It does feel really good
{5687}{5741}Oh, look, we get this free T-shirt.
{5741}{5823}Uh, actually that's the shirt I wore to the gym
{5836}{5895}Um, it's moist
{5949}{5968}Hi | Hey
{5968}{6023}-Emma will be up in a minute|-Oh, good
{6023}{6094}Oh, hey , Ross. Listen.|I heard about you and Charlie
{6094}{6124}I'm really sorry
{6124}{6228}Oh, that's okay. Actually there are tons of|other beautiful paleontologists out there
{6228}{6252}Absolutely
{6252}{6306}There was one! She's it!
{6306}{6418}All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
{6450}{6496}So, uh, what are you going to do today?
{6496}{6554}Oh, I was thinking of|taking Emma to the playground
{6554}{6632}Oh my God. What?
{6654}{6791}Like I said, I was thinking of|taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire.
{6824}{6959}Okay, look, Ross. I do not want|Emma going to the playground
{7026}{7066}Because?
{7066}{7236}Alright, well, if you must know,|I had a traumatic swing incident when I was little
{7265}{7318}Seriously? | Yes, I was 4 years old
{7318}{7470}and I was on the swing and then|all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain
{7499}{7622}and to get me out, my mom had to,|had to cut a big chunk of my hair
{7654}{7753}And it was uneven for weeks
{7861}{7959}And you made it 'through' that?
{7959}{8046}I wonder who's going to play you in the movie.
{8071}{8161}Okay, fine. You can make fun of me.|I do not want Emma going there.
{8161}{8235}And I was thinking Claire Danes
{8250}{8322}Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, okay?
{8322}{8404}But the swings are perfectly safe,|and besides Emma loves them
{8404}{8451}You know what?|You should come with us. And you'll see
{8451}{8542}Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour, okay?
{8542}{8589}and there's this moment when you're at the top,
{8589}{8721}you just don't know|if you're going to return back to earth!
{8721}{8843}Space 'is' filled with orbiting children
{8866}{8928}Look, please. Just, just come on, you know?
{8928}{8970}When you see the look on Emma's face,
{8970}{9021}I swear you won't regret it
{9070}{9113}Alright | Good
{9113}{9154}You know, you don't want to be one of those mothers
{9154}{9225}who pass on their irrational fears|to their children, do you?
{9225}{9276}Irrational, huh?
{9276}{9354}Alright, I'll remember that the next time|you freak out about a spider in your  apartment.
{9354}{9495}Oh, yeah. That's the same, I'm sure there are|30 different