None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology.
You're right, I apologize.
Scratch the last question. Spell "Boscodictiasaur".
um... I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur".
Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.
Ok. B - O - S ...
No, it starts with a silent "M".
Oh come on!!
I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!
But you are a liar.
What did I just say?
You still here?
Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted.
- When I tell somebody I did something...
- Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok?
First, you lied, right?
Then, you lied about lying, ok?
Then you lied about lying about lying, ok?
So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying...
Stop lying!
Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why?
Well, this is going well.
Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok?
If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments.
Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan.
Ichiban
Ichiban
Lipstick For Men!
Ichiban
Lipstick For Men!
Sahiko
And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape!
He really is a chameleon.
Well, Gladys say hello to your new home!
Oh, my...!
WOW! Oh, she's so nice and big!
Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly?
I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Well, hey! How about right above the TV?
That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster.
I like that poster!
Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it.
Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Are you still here?
Oh hi! Hello!
Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions?
Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?
Aunt Margaret's pants size?
I've come here to apologize.
I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
No! Stop!
Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.
Really?
Well... there is just one small... stipulation...
I have to break up with Charlie?
Hey, you got one right!
You're crazy.
Crazy, or... romantic?
Crazy!
Ooor...
Get out!
O-oh my God!
What?
Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?
I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
Joey, we're not keeping this!
But it's an original Buffay...
Alright, fine. You can keep it.
As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?
Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal.
And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.
GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
Hey! I sold that to Joey.
Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game.
No, too late. You can't give it back!
Yes I can!
No you can't. She's yours!
She's yours!
SHE'S YOURS!
She's yours!
Hey!
She's mine!
She's m-i-i-ne!
She's mine!
You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore.
Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis.
I want Gladys!
She's mine!
She's mine!
She's mine!
Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape.
And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.
That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Oh my God!
Excellent!
Now, what do you say?
Lying is wrong!
And?... AND?
I'm a pretty little girl.
I knew it!
Your ex-boyfriend is insane.
Did you get the grant?
No I didn't, and you want to know why?
Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
What?
Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up.
Benji isn't in love with