sweetie. You can't pull this off.
Amy, you know what?
I was thinking that, um, maybe now would be a good time
for us to sit down
and ,uh, you know talk about your future.
Oh, I can't, honey.  I'm going to go get my eyebrow shaped
I am not happy
Oh, sure you want to eat that?
I'm curvy and I like it!
Hi / Hi
I just had the worst anniversary ever.
I doubt that. Tell her about ours last year.
Oh, well, I bought Chandler a 500 dollar watch
and he wrote me a rap song.
Seriously?
Word
Well, mine was worse than that
Well, what happened?
We were at the game and this guy proposed to his girlfriend
on the big screen thing
Oh, that is so tacky.
Well, that's what I said.
But it turns out Mike was planning on proposing to me
that same way last night.
Oh my God! Mike was going to propose?
Phoebe, that's huge
Well, do you want to marry him?
Ah, yeah! I really do!
Yes but after I dumped on the way
he was going to propose to me
I don't think he's ever going to ask again.
I mean I said no on Barbados and now this?
She's right. If I were a guy and...
Did I just say "If I were a guy"?
Maybe you don't need him to propose to you.
Maybe you can propose to him.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know. Isn't that a little desperate?
I proposed to Chandler.
Alright. Moving on.
-Well, I don't think it was desperate. I think it was amazing.
-Thank you
Well, do you think I should propose?
I think it could be kind of great.
Absolutely! You'll love the feeling. There's nothing like it!
Okay. okay.
So how should I do it?
How about at a game on the big screen?
Huh! How about at a foot locker?
What?
What? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.
Plus, he'd never suspect it.
Yeah, that does make sense.
Okay. Now would, would you two like that?
Sounds good to me.
But what would a guy think?
Uh, nana's on the phone.
Well, it's interesting since she died seven years ago
She did?
Who got her condo on Boca?
Hello
It's our nanny
Hi
Oh God. I hope you feel better.
Okay. Bye.
That's Molly. She's sick
Can you watch Emma today?
I can't. I have back to back classes.
Did Molly say what she had?
Because my throat's been hurting
Menstral cramps
I don't think that's what this is
Can any of you watch Emma?
No, sorry sweetie
No. I've got work and then I'm proposing.
Shoot. What are we going to do?
Oh, I can do it
Well, actually.
Can I talk to you for a sec? / Yeah.
Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child
Why not?
Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.
Ella's a nice name.
Fine. We'll call the next one Ella.
What? The next one? / Okay.
I don't want her watching our baby.
Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person.
This is a huge breakthrough for her
She just offered to do something for another human being
Honey, I, I don't know
Ross, I'm telling you. She's giving up
getting her eyebrows shaped to do this, alright?
Do you understand how important that is in our world?
Ah...Listen. I couldn't help but overhear
cause I was trying to
Listen, let me do this.
I really want to help you guys out and, and
plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me.
Absolutely
Oh, great
So how much does it pay?
Hey, Joe. How's the second draft of the letter coming?
Great. I'm finished
In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency
You dropped it off? / Yeah
Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
No can't do, amigo.
No, I didn't use a computer.
I felt more personal to hand-write it.
You hand-wrote it?
Yeah and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all!
See you later
Oh my God! Oh my God!
That letter's going to go in our file.
We're never going to get a kid
No, we're going to, we're going to be one of those old couples
that collects orchids or
has a lot of birds.
It's okay. It's okay. You know what?
I will just call the agency and tell them
to throw out the letter / Okay. Good
Hello, this is Chandler Bing.
Somebody just dropped off a hand-written