/ okay
Hi Emma.
Well, your first birthday is over.
And it was weird....
Go, go , go , Alan
Wrong! You hairy bastard!
You can freely distribute this without my permission
But don't take the credit for yourself.You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
First cookie? She has cookies all the time.
I've never given her a cookie.
Have you?
No.
And for the record I've also never given her frosting from a can.
Hey, Rach. The adoption agency needs letters of recommendation
and we were wondering if you'd write one for us.
Of course! I'll be honored / Thanks
Thank you.
I think there's been an oversight.
Joey, we would have asked you.
We just thought you wouldn't be interested
Yeah, it's just that we don't think of you as
really being so much with the words
What? Wait-hey. Hey Ho Hey
Clearly we were wrong.
Look, I've got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?
I know how much you want to have a baby
and I would love to help you get one.
-You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it
-Thank you
Alright, let me see how I'm going to start.
Dear baby adoption decider people
So excited about your letter.
Hey
Hi Phoebe.
Wow, don't you look nice.
Yes, I do.
Today's, uh, Mike and my one year anniversary.
Oh, what's it the anniversary of?
Your first, uh, date? Your first kiss?
First time you had sex?
Yeah!
So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate.
Uh-huh. Um, uh, Knicks game.
Uh...aren't you a little over-dressed?
Hey, you know what?
I've never had a one year anniversary before
so no matter where we go, I'm wearig something fancy pants
and I'm going to put on my finest jewelry  and
we're going to have sex in a public restroom
You guys do that?
Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom.
That's where people make number 2.
Friends 10x05 TOW Rachel's sister baby-sits
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Hey / Hi
So you know, I have a little time
if you, uh, you want to ....
Oh
Oh, I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers
Ah, fine. It's fine.
I'll just shower by myself.
B, B, B, B, B.
Oh, Ross you gave a B to a pottery barn catalog.
Well, it had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.
Damn it.
Rachel! Open up! It's your sister.
I have to talk to you.
Hi, Amy.
You're not Rachel.
Still sharp as a tack!
Um, Charlie, this is Rachel's sister, Amy.
Amy, this is Charlie.
Hi, nice to meet you/ Hi
And you are?
Ross.
I grew up on your block?
Um
We had thanksgiving together last year?
I had a baby with your sister?
Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Yes, yes you did.
Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister, Amy.
She thinks I need peck implants
Amy, hi.
You remember Joey?
Yeah, sure. The days of our lives guy.
That's right.
You were not good.
Always nice to meet a fan.
So now what are you doing here?
Well, I have huge news
Sorry. Hold on. Let me just check on the baby
Wait! This is important. Can't Ella wait?
Uh, her name is Emma.
Why did you change it?
Ella was so much prettier.
What do I know?
I just sell middle eastern food from a cart.
Hey, your English is getting better.
Oh my God. / I know
She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.
What you...what you're working on?
Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation.
I want it to sound smart
but I don't know any big words or any of those so...
Why don't you use your thesaurus?
What did I just say?
Watch
Here you, uh, you hightlight the word you want to change
go into tools and the thesaurus generates....gives,
gives a whole list of choices.
You can pick the word that sounds smartest,
Oh my God, that's great!
I'm smart.
No, no, I am
brainy, bright, clever! I love this thing!
Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!
So beautiful
Oh, I know. Isn't she?
No, I was talking about your bedding.
Alright. What's your news, Amy?
Oh.
Well,
I'm getting married.
Wow! Oh my God!
To who?
This guy...
He has a killer apartment
and....?
And it's on 5th and