beggin you to stop. / Alright.
Ok, how about this?
We got wind-up toys for Emma for her birthday.
We can make them race and
whoever comes in last stays.
Yeah, let's do that!
That sounds more fun
than the thing we're gonna do in Vermont!
Everybody, pick the toys!
Okay.
I want the dolphin!
That's a bear.
I'm too excited!
Okay, Phoebe, you get the bear.
Joey, you get the robot.
And Chandler and I get the dog. Okay?
And the race is going to go from here to here.
Now the one who comes in last.... stays!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
On your mark, get set.... go!
Go, go! / Come on, Robot!
What are you barking at?
How is that going to help?
I bought you! How did I forget
that that's all you do?
Way to go, robot!
Good job, Alan!
Hey, good race, you guys / Yes.
See you later.
No, no, no, wait.
We didn't lose.
The rules clearly stated that the last one
to cross the finish line was the loser.
Well, our dog never crossed the finish line
so technically....
They left.
No, there's no time to go to bakery.
We're just gonna come home.
Everybody left?
Alright, well, just tell Emma
that we'll be there as soon as we can.
Bye.
Rachel! / No! God, sorry.
I can't believe they gave you a ticket.
You're such a good driver.
Emma's awake.
Yeah?
I can't believe this.
This is her first birthday. She's awake.
We're not even there.
Everybody left.
We still have the stupid obscene cake.
Well, maybe I can fix that.
You know? Try to, try to turn it into something else.
Oh, don't even bother.
I've already ruined her first birthday.
Do you know how important
these early experiences are, Ross?
Very.
According to the back cover of
that book you gave me.
Rach, she's not gonna remember this.
I guess.
Oh, I just had such an idea
what this day would be like. You know?
Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake
singing happy birthday.
Then we would  all go into the...
Hey, get off the road, you stupid student driver!
They have to learn!
Hey, this isn't that bad.
Oh my God!
Look, you made it into a bunny!
How did you do that?
Well, I just made these two things, um,cheeks .
And then I split this to make ears.
Wel,, I'm very impressed.
Some can sing. Some can dance.
I apparently can turn phallic cakes
into woodland creatures
Another way to organize your stuffed animals
is by size.
I'm sorry. Is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Game?
Emma, do you even know it's your birthday today?
You're one.
One year old.
That's little.
Huh! That's my girl!
That's how old you are.
Did I teach her that?
Did I just impart wisdom?
I want one.
Me too.
There's no one around.
Why don't we just take this one?
And head to Canada.
I was kidding.
I wasn't! Let's get going!
Hey.
Are Ross and Rachel back?
No, not yet.
Oh good! I didn't miss the party.
What about your massage client?
I just felt so bad missing this
so I just slipped him a little something.
You know, as long as I'm back in 5 or 6 hours,
it will be alright.
Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask,
I've been here the whole time.
The whole time!
I've been here the whole time.
Joey, we just saw you come in.
You ran past us on the stairs.
I don't care that you left.
I'm just glad that you're here.
Thanks you guys.
Hey guys, come on.
You've got to see what Emma just did.
What?
Emma, how old are you?
How old are you today?
Oh, Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius!
Rach, this means...
No, no science camp
Damn it!
I'll put a candle on a cake.
Oh, Emma. Look at your stuffed animals
lined up so neatly.
Thanks.
Okay, here we go!
Emma's first birthday cake.
Hey Emma, you want to blow out the cake?
Come on, Emma. You can do it.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, nothing.
It's happy tears.
This is just what I wanted.
Hey, you made it into a bunny.
What is wrong with me?!
It looked more delicious when it was a penis!
Okay / Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
And... record