Uh, listen um,
as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have anotherone for you.
I'm a little younger than I said.
You're not a senior?
Oh, I'm a senior...
in High School.
Ok...ay.
What we did was wrong.
Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn'talive during the Bicentennial.
I just had sex.
Ethan, focus.
How could you not tell me?
Well, you never told me how old you were.
Well, that's different.
My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48states.
What were you thinking?I wasn't thinking.
I was too busy fallin'
Don't say it....in love with you.
Really?
Sorry.
Well,fall out of it.
You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a schoolnight.
Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'mJoan Collins.
Who?
Okay, Andr?should be there in like 45 minutes.
All rightie,
bye bye.  Just easier that way.
Oh, come on.You told me about the last dream.
No, forget it.
Oh, why not.Was I doing anything particularly saucy?
All right, fine.Um, you were not the only one there.
Joey was there too.
All right.
Was thereuh, huh, huh, huh...
andybody, anybody else there.
No.
You're sure?Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
No, it was just the three of us.
Huh!
So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you andme and Chandler?
You know what?What?
There were times when it wasn't even me.
That is so sweet, you guys.
Hey, Mon.Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Mon!
What?Ethan called again.
Oh.
Are you not seeing him anymore?No.
You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to getout of gym.
I, I didn't say any I sw...I did not say anything, I swear. Hestopped by.
Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one thestrongest Power Ranger is?
Oh, yeah.
Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing.
Could we drop it now?
Sorry.
It's morphin time!
Stegosaurus!
Tyrannosaurus!
Ooh, oh, I've gotta go.Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and thenI have to go.  Cool!
Where are you going?
Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Work people? Nobody told me.
No, I know.That's a part of the whole, you know,them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.
You know, I don't get this.A month ago, these people were my friends.
You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Well, then you should come tonight.
You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are.
You think I should?
I really do, yeah.
Okay.Okay.Okay.
Oh, but, could we not go together?
I,I don't wanna be the geek thatinvited the boss.
I Think last night was great.You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and Idoing Ebony and Ivory.
You were great.But they still made fun of you.
What?
You know, now you're more like, you know like,"Mr. Caring Boss,""Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss,""Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Then, I don't get it.
Well, you know what Chandler?I think you've gotta face it.
You're like,the guy in the big office, you know.
You're the one that hires them, that fires them
They still say you're a great boss.
They do?Uh huh.
But they're not your friends anymore.
I just wan't to...
No, but you can't.
But I just wa...
Uh uh.
Aren't you gonna...
Oh, Carol and I have a new system.If she punches in 911, it means she'shaving a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
What about Andr?Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousinNathan, and frankly,
it was a little more than I needed to know.
Hey.
That was gonna be my opener.
Hey, did you guyscheck out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
I thought that was just a rumour.True story.
They're here already?
All right, look.I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I onlysaid so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable.
I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I havea job, I'm your Congressman.
Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We