She's not a hippie. She might as well be a hippie. Thank you, Timmy boy. Well, do you know what just happened to her? No, but I know she's a skinny, fake, blonde bitch. Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story? What about her? Hey, Warren! Is there anybody you could vouch for to give me a ride home? Fair lady, your chariot awaits. You 've been eavesdropping? There's eavesdropping and "can't help but hear." I think I belong in the latter category. So, uh, Icy Hot. You 're offering me a ride home? I'm offering you a lift if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too. And when are you thinking about leaving? Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it. But when I do, you will be the first to know. Will you be able to, uh, drive later? I know looks can be deceiving. But I'm a teetotaler. I've been drinking club soda and lime all night, and now I'm building up to my big drink. - Which is what? - Virgin piсa colada. Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking water? You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. Mmm. Really? Like what? Women. Nacho grande platters. The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers. Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom? I'm not a cowboy, Pam. I'm a stuntman. But that's a very easy mistake to make. How do you know my name? When you were talking with Warren... couldn't help but overhear. Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy? Stuntman Mike. Stuntman Mike's your name? Tsk. You ask anybody. Hey, Warren. Who is this guy? Stuntman Mike. And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? He's a stuntman. Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey! # I' ve just got to know # # Should I go leave # # And find somebody else # # You know I stood yesterday # Yeah! ## Yeah! Let's do 'em! Salud. Down the snatch. You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink. Well, Stuntman Mike, since I have a tab here, can I buy you that virgin piсa colada? Thank you, Pam. That'd be lovely. Warren! A, uh, virgin piсa colada for my stuntman friend and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita. Cabo Wabo, virgin. ## # People. I' ve been misled # # And I' ve been afraid # # I' ve been hit in the head # # And left for days # # I' ve been abused # # And I' ve been accused # # I' ve been refused # # A piece of bread... # - Ah! - Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank. Mwah. - Hey, baby. - How are you? - # In my life before # - Hey, what's up? Hey! Hey, what's shakin', bacon? Hey. # Go wrong as I do today # - # I want you to stop... # - Well, let's scootch over, now. It's about fucking time. Well, beggars can't be choosers. Take a picture. It lasts longer. What? That table. Seems to keep, um, getting your attention. Is that the girl from the billboard outside? Yep. She sure is a striking-looking woman. It's got gin, tequila, Jдger... Look at that hair. Lots of leave-in conditioner. Is that jealousy I detect? Hardly. But if you want to get with, uh, Jungle Julia, there's a real easy way to do that. Really, what would that be? Get famous. You won't have to find her... she'll find you. And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard. Enjoy it, cocksucker. You 've earned it. What did she ever do to you? We went to school together from kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me. She was her height right now at 12. She was a monster. Half the guys she still fucks she used to terrorize in the fifth grade. And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh? That pituitary case? Might have kicked my ass a couple of times... sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man... but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. Hey! ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Дон жуан Де Марко на английском - текст Артур на английском - текст Малышка на миллион на английском - текст Ковбои в городе на английском - текст Отец Сергий на английском |