big deal that I'm working on.
All right, Nick, look...
I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.
I'm going to lend you
the whole $1,200.
Oh, no, no. Wilbur,
I can't take that much!
Nick, you know I'm up
for chief of police.
I know.
I can't believe it.
But this kind of thing...
could really hurt
my chances, Nick.
You know, my brother
getting evicted...
for not paying his rent.
Right.
I'm under
a magnifying glass, Nick.
I got to get appointed
by the mayor.
You get to meet the mayor?
It's all public.
You could blow this for me.
You deserve
to be chief of police...
and I'm going to do everything
I can do to help, and...
because we're brothers, and...
I love you.
I love you,
I love you,
I love you,
I love you!
Yeah. You wanted to see me, Pat?
Shut the door.
You've been working for me
for three months today...
and you haven't sold
one set of blinds.
Can I sit down here?
No.
Uh...
Face it, Nick...
You're just not a salesman.
Oh, Pat, don't say that.
You're hurting me.
I gotta let you go.
No, Pat. No. Not yet!
You see, I...
I've got an appointment here...
and I'm going down now to...
I'm going to the Sheraton.
The Sheraton?
Yeah. I am going to put
an A-1 Acme vertical blind...
in every window in every room
in that hotel.
But the Sheraton's got drapes.
Exactly.
Hi, J.
Hi. What's wrong?
Nothing. I just came by
to drop these off.
Why?
Because I thought
this would be...
a real good opportunity
for you to think about...
going to community college.
What are you,
my career counselor?
No. I'm your sister.
Jeanine, I just think...
that you can do
better than this.
I like fish.
Of course you like fish, because
you don't have to have...
a real relationship
with a fish.
I think you are
very, very unhappy...
and I'm glad we're
talking about it...
because I think you have a lot
of feelings bottled up inside.
What are you talking about?
Does Harry go down on you?
I didn't think so.
Please do not
talk to me like this.
I bet you've never come
even once in your life.
You just... Get back here,
young lady.
Listen to me.
This is why you don't
have a relationship!
What?
This... that... because you are
so forward.
I'm not forward.
I'm honest.
Is that what you call it?
Is that why you're single,
making minimum wage?
I don't want a relationship.
I'm independent.
And as a matter of fact...
I have had
quite a few relationships.
No. To qualify
as a relationship...
it has to last
longer than 24 hours!
At least I didn't marry
the first guy who felt me up.
He isn't the first guy who...
I had some...
Could you grab those, please?
Do you love Harry?
Yes, I love Harry.
He is my husband.
Why don't you like him?
I like him.
It's just that his whole family
treats me like street scum.
They have never used
that exact term.
Ever since you met this guy...
your life got wrapped up
into this neat little package.
You even stopped writing.
You used to love to write.
That was a long time ago.
And I never was a real writer.
You wrote short stories.
Those weren't short stories.
Those were novels.
I just never finished them.
You started them a lot,
and since you got married...
you stopped even starting them.
This is ridiculous.
I know you were a virgin
when you got married.
Don't you ever wonder
if Harry's doing it right?
Harry is doing it fine!
And even if he weren't,
it's none of your business.
You know what you should do?
You should have an affair.
What?
Then at least you'd have
some frame of reference.
Do you know something?
I have spent
most of my life...
pretending like
you are retarded...
just so I can stand
being related to you!
You dented your cheese.
Is this checkout line closed?
No. The cashier just went to get
my credit card approved.
She's going to let you use
a credit card to buy just that?
No. I'm buying one of those
fruit baskets over there.
This goes with that.
What do you think?
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