indivisible...
with liberty
and justice for all.
Are these all your lunches?
You mean you eat other
people's lunches?
Stop it!
Now we're going to do
something extremely fun.
We're going to play
a game called...
"Who is my daddy
and what does he do?"
- Yes?
- Is your daddy a fireman?
He's probably big.
Is he a wrestler?
A basketball coach?
No, no.
What's the matter?
I have a headache.
It might be a tumor.
It's not a tumor!
It's not a tumor at all.
What I meant was...
you tell me who is your daddy
and what does he do?
Oh.
Get it?
We start right here. You.
My dad repairs cars
driven by women who are pinheads.
My dad doesn't do
anything since the crash.
My dad gives money to people
that doesn't have money,
then people use that money,
then they give
other money back
and they give the same amount
of money back to my dad.
My dad doesn't live
with us anymore.
He lives in New York
and drives a taxi.
My mom hopes he's going to die
real soon.
My dad watches TV
all day long.
My dad works on computers,
and he's, um, the boss
of his company,
and, um, he has a mustache
and a beard.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
He doesn't have that
much hair because...
and he...
his head is so big
that he can't wear any hats.
My dad's divorced.
My mom's divorced.
My dad, um,
is a psychologist,
and he helps people
that are hurt
or lost their feelings,
and, um, that's it.
Our mom says that our dad
is a real sex machine.
Good.
I don't know
what my dad does.
I haven't seen him
in a long time.
He lives in France.
My dad is a gynecologist,
and he looks at vaginas
all day long.
Mi papв trabaja
en la casa,
y кl juega conmigo mucho.
Thank you.
Very good.
Okay. Next, uh...
What's his name
with his back to me?
His name's Zach Sullivan.
He doesn't like anyone
to talk to him.
He's a poo-poo head.
He's a poo-poo face.
He's a ca-ca poo-poo.
He's a poo-poo ca-ca.
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
Quiet. That's enough.
Hey, Zach.
Did your daddy
teach you this game?
Come on, Zach.
Let's all play together.
It's so much more fun.
Leave me alone!
What's that?
It's a fire alarm!
Come on, come on.
Everyone together!
Come on.
I'm on fire!
Come on. All together!
I'm on fire!
Very straight.
Very straight.
Come on, come on.
Get all together.
Everything together.
Come on.
Come on. Quiet.
Quiet! Come on.
Shh! Quiet.
Well, we're all glad
the kindergarten class
could join us.
That's four minutes.
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
All the other grades,
your times were an improvement,
but they're still
not good enough.
I'm very disappointed.
All right, let's get
back into school.
Mrs. Sullivan!
Mrs. Sullivan!
So the doctor says
it's a stomach flu.
I'm fine. I can
eat anything I want.
Let's find a restaurant.
Can we talk business?
There are 14 boys
in the classroom.
So far I have three possible suspects,
one likely.
Here's a picture.
You listening?
I'm listening.
His name's Zach Sullivan.
What do you think?
He's cute.
Doesn't anybody eat around here?
Listen, he's a dead ringer
for Crisp. Look.
Maybe. Come on, John.
I'm hungry.
A table for two.
Thank you very much.
Two hot dogs.
Two hot dogs?
Mr. Kimble!
Mr. Kimble!
- Dominic.
- It's him, Mom.
- Joyce.
- Hello, Joyce.
Dominic has been a great help.
- He's a good kid.
- Who's that?
- Who?
- Her.
Oh, that?
Uh, that is, uh...
I am his sister.
Oh, really?
I wouldn't have guessed.
You have to excuse my brother.
He has no manners.
My name is Ursula.
Wonderful to meet you.
I'm visiting here
from Austria.
I'm Joyce Paulmarie.
I work at John's school.
Ah.
And this is Dominic.
Nice to meet you.
Would you like
to join us for dinner?
- No.
- Ja.
Ja.
Yes, of course.
That would be great.
Hi. There will
be four of us.
Table 27.
Why did you tell her
you were my sister?
Relax, butch.
The love doctor is here.
Come to me.
I want to