make it. I just need a minute. I'll be ready in just a minute. I just got... Oh, God. How do I look? Take off the gun. That's a good idea. The little bastards are going to eat you alive. Get some rest, and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're 6-year-olds. How much trouble can they be? On second thought... take the gun. Matthew... I sent you to the principal's office because you punched Jenny. I know. She poisoned your hamsters. She told me all about it... and she's very sorry. And I'm sorry that I didn't believe you. - But you shouldn't punch people. - But she... Mr. Kimble, Miss Schlowski will see you now. Let's go back to class. Can I help you? I'm John Kimble, your new kindergarten teacher. We were expecting a Miss O'Hara. There's been a change of plan. Four weeks into the new semester... my superintendent told me I had to replace Mrs. Hagley... a kindergarten teacher of 25 years' experience... with an undercover police officer... and he wouldn't even tell me why. I don't suppose you would do me the courtesy of filling me in. I can't do that. Oh. You can't do that. I'm watching you. All I have to do is tell my parents that you're with the police... and they'll yank their kids out of this school so fast... we'd have to close. And don't you think I won't if I feel my children are in any danger. They're not in danger. I assume you have some teaching experience. They wouldn't have sent me otherwise. Just wait here a minute. Everybody sit down on the carpet! Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Miss Schlowski. Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley had to go on an important trip. Where'd she go? That doesn't matter. Did she die? No, Lowell. She went to see someone. Did they die? No, Lowell. Everyone dies, you know. I know, but not for a long, long time. Now, until Mrs. Hagley comes back... we have someone special to help. This is Mr. Kimble... your new kindergarten teacher. Now, let's everybody say, "Good morning, Mr. Kimble." Good morning, Mr. Kimble. Good morning. They're all yours. I'll be watching you. Hi. How are you? I'm very happy to be here. First I would like to just get to know you. Quiet. I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions. I want to have them answered immediately. How many of you were born in Astoria? Raise your hands. Let's see them. Okay, hmm. Now, anyone that was not born in Astoria... somewhere outside like California... raise your hands. Yes. I need to go to the bathroom. Okay. You can go. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Thanks for the tip. Yes? I need to go to the bathroom... and I can't get these things off. I'll get someone to help you. I'll be right back, okay? You've learned that the "e" is often silent when it immediately follows another vowel. Now write and say these words... Oh, um... class, uh, Catherine... can you take over for me, please? Thank you. "E" is the fifth letter of the alphabet. Yes, can I help you? I have a problem. Mr. Kimble... I need to go real bad. First day? Yes. I'll take care of her. Thank you. You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. Don't turn your back on it. They're okay. Don't worry. Everything is under control. No. Monsters. What are you doing with this? Aren't you going to break it up? No. Two more days of this... and he'll quit. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up. No. Don't start this. Aah! Attention! This is your new class mascot. What happened to your dog? This is not a dog. This is a ferret. What's a ferret? That's a ferret. Oh! If he bites you, you get rabies and die. No. That's not true. He never bites. Can I pet him? Sure, but one at a time, okay? Good. Okay, next one. Come on. Yes. Good. Yeah. Good. Now we're having fun. What's that supposed to mean? Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you. Is she? Is she really? My mom's a teacher in this ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Даурия / Dauria на английском - текст Ночь страха на английском - текст Посейдон на английском - текст Майами Блюз на английском - текст Морозко на английском |