here to show off his sword. That all reminds me of the political clownery. What did he just say? Listen, got it? You gotta understand that he just spit in my face. Well, ok, all right, calm down. I won’t calm down. He insulted our Frankenstein. Dear gentlemen, I haven’t finished yet. You recently rejected our song. - Well, I didn’t reject it? - You did, you did. We came to conclusions. And let us show you our songs. Gentlemen, please! Duet Volga Jingles. Though you already know them, I showed them to you before. [Singing:] And you fly, fly over the Volga our joyful ringing bell. Igor Valdimirovich came to visit us for a long time. This is our good luck – our Moscow candidate. Igor Tsaplin is the best. Everyone else sucks. Very good, Sanya. But in your lyrics you sing "our Moscow candidate". It’s better to say that he is from your neck of the woods. That he's a local, from the Volga region. - And make it tougher. - Ok. - No problem! Ok, Sanja, no diodes – this is one thing. I ran out of tin and I have nothing to solder with - that is another thing! If the amp breaks that’s it, there will be no concert! These are additional unexpected expenses. - They must be approved by the management. - Then do it! Misha and I talk on the phone at 5 o’clock daily. Sanya, at 5 my machine must be on the square already! Ok, I warned you. That’s it! You know what, Kamil?.. Don’t give me ultimatums. Ultimatums? I’ll show you an ultimatum in a minute! [Singing:] Who’s an ordinary Russian guy? Neither from Chechnya nor from Moscow? Our hereditary Volga region citizen Igor Vladimirovich. He cares for everybody here, like the Cossacks and fishermen. Igor Tsaplin rules, everybody else is a fool. No, no, no! That’s not it! That’s not it! We need a strike and then catharsis. Silence! I think we’ve got it! [Singing:] Who can scatter all the storm clouds in the sky? Who can achieve everything? Our great and mighty Igor Vladimirovich. One, two, we had debates. Now we’ll have to vote. Igor Tsaplin is a terminator, all the rest are fags. Explain it to me, please. Can you think of a different rhyme? No! DAY SIX And God’s blessings will descend on those who check the box… …or put in any other sign at the box corresponding to our candidate. And now surprise. A song from the famous "Dentists" TV series… …is performed by the characters from this series – by the dentists. This song from the "Dentists" TV series... ...in which we all played the best parts in our careers, …we’d like to devote this song to our friend, a real man… …Igor Vladimirovich. But wait, he’s not Igor for us. He’s just Igie, Garik. We’ve known each other forever, since we both played in the sand. One more thing. Our performance today is for free …because of this heart, because… We sing for free because all Volodya’s principles are our principles too. He has great passion. Volodya, we’re with you! Innokentiy... What’s your patronymic name? I'm Mikhail Olegovich. Oh! Ok. Give me your passport information. Why should you need that, girl? - We are flying back. Are you going with us? - Oh. No, I’m staying. I have a buddy here, we served in Afghanistan together. He offered me a chief accountant position. - Our dear Volodya… - Igor. - What? - Igor. – What did I say? You say Volodya. That’s right – Igor Vladimirovich. His dad’s name is Vladimir. But he’s not Vladimir for us. He’s just Volodya. Me and Volodya know each other... Ok, the song called Dentists from the "Dentists" TV series. Performed by the dentists. Bring in the smoke! - I wonder how much these guys were paid. - Oh, don’t even ask. [Singing:] Those who’ve never been in cavern, ...those who never saw pulpitis face to face, …should keep silent about hardships of fighting. He’d better stand in the corner and remember his mom and all his relatives, …those who never stuck a needle in the gum and never ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Преступление и наказание на английском - текст Единственный сын на английском - текст Отец и сын на английском - текст Возможности карьеры на английском - текст Снежная королева на английском |